I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔

A lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my
KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!!!!
Are you Fiona
No
Are you Julie?
No
Are you Cissy??
No
Are you Flavia?
No
Are you Alice?
No
Are you Prossy?
No
Are you Vannesa?
No
Are you Grace?
No
Are you Sarah?
No
Are you Lydia?
No
Are you Agnes?
No
Are you Oliver?
No
Are you Beth?
No
Are you Carol?
No
Are you Gloria?
Lady in confusion
No Sir, I am the class TEACHER of your son
but you just made my day..
Let’s pray for men.

Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut
that passes through cemetery. Two ladies
ran towards me telling me how scared
they were walking alone so they join me. I
told them “even me I use to fear when I
was alive”. I can’t tell you their speeds limit

Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!

A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in- laws for their good nature.

For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law & jumps in. He saves her. Next morning he finds a Toyota corolla parked outside his house with note: From your Mother In Law.

Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son in law & jumps in. He too saves her. Next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note : From your Mother In Law.

Next she goes for a walk by a river with the third son in law & jumps in. He just laughs and walks away. Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note:

from your Father In Law!

My Trust Issues Started When Mom Said ”
Come Here,I Won’t Beat You”..

A man takes his seat at a FIFA
world cup final.He looks to his left
& notices that there is a spare
seat betwen himself & the next
guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the
FIFA world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We
have been to the last five WORLD
CUP finals together, but sadly she
passed away.”
MAN: “oh… that’s terrible, and
very sweet of you to have her here
symbolically by having a vacant
seat …but these are expensive
tickets; couldn’t you have brought
another family member, friend
orsomeone else with you?”
GUY: “no…they are all at her
funeral!
“MEN WILL BE MEN !!

When you are no longer in love with a guy
, the sound of his snoring irritates you ,
but when you are still in love with him you
will be tempted to record it and use as
your ringtone

The beef is still on between certify and satisfy in Saps stations as we speak.
Even the police officers dont know which is which.

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

Not giving your girlfriend money
is also part of women abuse!!!

Somewhere in S.Africa the is an Empty Box of Carvella Shoes, Nike Shoes , Allstar & Adidas on top of Wardrobe as decoration.