I Haven’t Watched Football For A Long Time Ohh!!
Please, Is Undertaker Still Playing For Manchester United???

When he says “You are the only woman in
his life” well, My Sister. it is true he is not
lying because the others are girls

A woman called the police station
one evening
and said, “My husband has gone out
with a
girlfriend and right now am going
after them . I
have a gun and when I find them, I
will kill both
them right away “. The police
asked, “Where
exactly have they gone ?”. Woman
:They went to
watch a certain Comedian show .
The police
rushed quickly and went to the
place and make
sure they arrived earlier than the
woman . When
they reached the place , they took
the mic from
the Comedian and start announcing,
“If there is a
married man here and has come with
a
girlfriend ,you must leave
immediately. Your wife
is coming right now with a gun to shoot
both of
you dead “. The police were
surprised that the
door became small as everyone was
running out
and the show ended because even the
Comedian
himself ran out

*I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching
about*
*the Maps behind the Bible.*
*I think they are hiding directions to
HEAVEN from us*

If you can spy your Boyfriend starting from Today till Sunday,
You might find out that you’re his fifth Girlfriend..! ✋😏

Any lady who looks great in her natural hair
is capable of stealing your man😆
Thats not even open for discussion

That Pain , When You Ask For Your Charger Back And
They Say “What Percent Are You On?”

Humans are two types🙈:
men👦 and women👧,

Haha thanks

Me: send me your nudes
Her:(typing..)
Me: so you’re typing your nudes vhele vhele

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku

Wives are two types

The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, always behaves lovingly, and even if the husband is angry, keeps smiling😃

The second type

Is the one that everyone has

The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE.

Of course your mother, who is your father’s WIFE.

What were you thinking, may GOD deliver you.

In exam they give me questions I don’t
know I give them answers they don’t
know……simple as that