– That Hurtful Moment ,
When Young People Start Using Abbreviations
That You Are Not Familiar With

Lastnight I prayed hard and
asked God to remove all the fake things in my life
Boom next morning I can’t find my shoes

Can we meet?
If they have not ask you this question in Facebook,
my sister your ugliness is beyond makeup

I like to make people laugh😂. If I don’t make you laugh🙄,
remember🚶 I said ‘people’🤷 not animals..!

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements. The husband demanded more than just a written report – he wanted a video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a tape and sat down to watch it with the husband. As the tape played, he saw his wife meeting another man. He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them having a playful fight in the street. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. When the tape ended, the distraught husband said: “I can’t believe this !” “What’s not to believe?” asked the detective. “It’s right up there on the screen. The camera never lies.” The husband replied: “What I mean is,
I can’t believe my wife is so much fun!”

” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”

I cant eat….

My neighbour just bought a brand new car.

Teacher: How old is your father?
Nyaa: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Nyaa: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!

TEACHER: Nyaa, go to the map and find North America .
Nyaa: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Nyaa.

TEACHER: Nyaa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Nyaa, what is the chemical formula for water?
NYAA: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
NYAA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Nyaa, why do you always get so dirty?
NYAA: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Nyaa, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
NYAA: Because George still had the axe in his hand……

TEACHER: Nyaa , your composition on ‘My Dog’
is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
NYAA : No sir, It’s the same dog.

One word for Nyaa?

A man came back from work at
night and heads straight to the
bedroom to make love to his
wife.
.
.
When done, he went straight to
the kitchen to fetch himself a
bottle of cold drink only to find
his wife there looking for
something in the fridge.
.
.
He asked his wife how she
quickly made it to the kitchen
when they’ve just finished
making love.
.
.
His wife shouted: “Haaaaa!!! That
was my twin sister in the
bedroom, she was so tired when
she arrived, I let her sleep in our
room” 😮😮😮
.
.
Alarmed, she ran to her twin
sister and asked her why she
didn’t say something when her
husband was making love to her.
.
.
Twin sister replied and said: “You
know your husband and I are
not in talking terms’. So I didn’t
want to be the one to talk to him
first!😏😏

Studio 88 rejected my job application,
so grand sharp I’m not qualified to follow
customers around the store?

My English has improved lately
Please beat hands for me

I bought cheap power bank in Chinese shop,
i was happy until my phone started charging the power bank