What I if told you that…

You read the first line wrong?

Buying bras and pants for your lady and another niqqa be removing them…That’s life my bro…we live to share

No valentine’s gifts if the relationship is less than 10 months old.

These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.

Some people take this breakup thing too serious🤔
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakupp😖😏
Me i rather cry😭with food in my mouth😂

All these people saying they started with a Hi
on social media and ended up in marriage …..

Please how did you write the hi

Ladies Imagine arguing with your dark skinned boyfriend and he says, You wont see me again then switches off the lights😂😂😂😂😂

A teacher fell asleep in class and a little
naughty boy (NYA) walked up to him,
Little boy : “teacher are you sleeping in
class?”
Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher : ” I was talking to God.”
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in
class and the same teacher
walksup to him.
Teacher : “young man, you are sleeping in
my class.”
Little boy : “No not me sir, I am not
sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.”
Little boy : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say.”
Little boy : “God said he never spoke to you
yesterday.”

I saw a driver texting and driving.

It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

If you know you not planning to cheat in December.
Please go straight to January
we don’t need negative energy around us..!!

Don’t lose a good man because you think he can’t afford you 😕…
you are a soul to be loved 💗not a product to be bought