I was standing in front of my house waiting for any available taxi, two kids (a boy and a girl) ran to me and the little girl asked me this question: “Uncle,can a 6 years old girl get pregnant?” I said NO, boy replied: “didn’t I tell you? let’s go and continue.. I shouted: “continue what

i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and i turn it inside out then go front and back again. its called recycling

When my crush says she loves guys who know Mathematics…
i make effort to impress :
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Me : You’re so vertically beautiful and the horizontality of your face is the square root of my love…mh I love you simultaneously

Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??

“It’s over between us” these words will make you
search for your shoes in the fridge! 😢

Beauty has left the eyes of the beholder it is now in the hands of the make up artist..!

When your mom’s friend says hey cutie pie come to aunty

And you remember her voice from 9months ago saying
“chommie just make an abortion “

When You Fail All Your Exams, Your Mom Asks You
To Pass Her The Remote Then She Says
“Atleast You Can Pass Something”

When your girlfriend start answering your calls like “eish hellow”
My brother your days are numbered…

Most ladies don’t know how to chat, they
just answer questions.

Don’t be a boring girlfriend my
sister.Sometimes take his phone and delete
all female contacts and wait for a fight.

These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥