There live a woman who taught she was the best spelling teacher so she ask one of her students to spell fish when the student could not spell fish the teacher began to beat on this child then she say do you want to tell me common five you do not know how to spell it but you only know how to eat fish
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Every rat’s dreams is to go to Alexandra to further their studies
in messing people’s house engieneering
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*PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English can cause miscarriage.😂😂😂😂😂*
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Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.
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Me trying to learn English
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Teacher: you did it, didn’t you?
Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?
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Snakes for sale :
Adders – R80
Cobras – R70
Mambas – R90
Vipers – R100
Pythons – R120
Girls – R1000 ……..
Support Local Businesses
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When the relationship is in ICU
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Her – I love you.
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Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow
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Tell her she’s beautiful instead of hot,
she’s a “WOMAN” not a temperature
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To Us Ugly Boys Who Don’t Cheat Bcz We Knw The Struggle Of Getting Girlfriend
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Dear Ladies❤}
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You don’t owe anyone a tight
he who can’t swim shall drown and die..
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If you pay me a visit and I go to the toilet,
you must clap your hands until I come
back ….. I’m tired of thieves
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When I’m Drunk🍺 I Become Very Alert👀… Before Crossing The Road I Look Left⬅ And Right ➡ For Cars🚗 And Bikes🚲 And Then Look Up⬆ For Aeroplanes✈ And Down For Bombs💣 Then Look Back For Kidnappers💂 After That I Hold My Beer🍺 And Walk Zig Zag🔀🔀 To Avoid Bullets🔫
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Mxm….
I have this annoying neighbour who keeps changing music
as if he’s listening alone
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Jerry Seinfeld
I’m left-handed. Left-handed people do not like that the word ‘left’ is so often associated with negative things: Two left feet, left-handed compliments, ‘What are we having for dinner?’ ‘Leftovers.’ You go to a party, there’s nobody there. ‘Where’d they go?’ ‘They left. 😂
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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
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What do you call a cow on a trampoleen
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A { milkshake } ♧♡♢♤
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