Yesterday i dreamt eating 2kg of marshmallows,
Today when I woke up i noticed that my pillow is missing.
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Wat are you doing in February
while you know you’re single.
You should have stayed in January

Do your parents know that 70% of the time
you are at university
you don’t sleep on your bed

Since I Was Born I Have Never Seen A Police Uniform
On A Washing Line

– Ladies Go Through Hell On Earth 🙆 , Just imagine Sleeping Next To A Broke Guy Who Has An Audacity To Snore Like He Had A Long Day At Work!!

Snakes for sale :
Adders – R80
Cobras – R70
Mambas – R90
Vipers – R100
Pythons – R120
Girls – R1000 ……..

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The reason we don’t like taking our girlfriend or wife to a braai where there are female friends we grew up with…

Driving back from the braai…🚗..c

Wife : So those girls are your. childhood friends 🙂.
Me : Yes babe, they are..cool people neh?🙂

Wife : You and Dineo look close 🙂..
Me : We go back along way, you could say that hahahaha..

Wife : Hmmm..I could tell from the way she hugged you.🙂
Me : ….what do you mean babe?

Wife : I’m just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go..the way she looked into your eyes ..
Me : But Lerato and Natasha hugged me too😏..

Wife : Not the way Dineo did..you know what, let’s leave it..
Me : Okay babe..

Wife : It’s funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the braai..her jokes are not even funny..😒
Me : I thought we were leaving it.

Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men in their presence..if I didn’t know any better I would think you sleeping with her.😒
Me : …. How did this escalate that far now?😐

Wife : Ohhhh?..did I strike a nerve?😏
Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you talking about babe..

Wife : Oh?..so you are defending her now?😳
Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about.

Wife : I know what I saw,unless you think I’m crazy..😒
Me :Look at this idiot skipping the robot.😳

Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!! You gonna change the subject now?

Wife:.at least he skipped a robot,he is not getting inappropriate hugs from sluts..😒

Me : How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug?..really now..
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her?..am I standing in your way?..let me out the car, go to her..I’m not stopping you..😔😒

Me : Baby have I ever given you reason not to trust me?..ever..😏

Wife: 🙄…(folding hands)
Me : Answer me..

Wife:Just drive the car. 🙄
Me :Mmmmm..
Silence for 5min.

Wife : (Talking to herself)…
hmmm..childhood friend .
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Women why? 😄😄

I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card

If you have no intentions of marrying her,
one round is enough!!!
Stop drilling someone’s wife tu😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Its all about friday and weekend

Short Girls Are abusive and evil
You should see them when they are angry
its like a toy with new batteries

Yaz’There’s a lesbian struggling with heavy grocery next to me😮..mean i don’t know whether to be a gentleman and help her😊..
or just let her be a Man and pull her on weight as a man😏
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What do you guys think?

*People are busy hiding millions from
government and you are there hiding Last
seen* on WhatsApp!
See your life !

Stop this thing of asking people to get Married because their age mates are married. Even you, some of your age mates have died but nobody has asked you to die..

When You See Your Classmate Using A Protractor And Calculator in Exam Room But Your Answer is Nelson Mandela in Robben Island