When you chase women you lose money, but when you chase money you will never lose beautiful women. Be careful with your salary. This is a gentle reminder. December is the month where girls will be more polite than customer care😂
Be Wise and Smart, Guys

MAN: Marry me?
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WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
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MAN: No!
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WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
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MAN: No!
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WOMAN: How much is your salary?
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MAN: No salary, but I….!
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WOMAN: But What?? You have nothing. How
can I marry you? Leave please before I open
eyes for you!
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MAN: But I have one estate ,
3 landed properties in GRA *, Ferraris
,, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon
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*Why do I still need to buy Camry .*
How can I be paid salary when actually
I’m the BOSS…
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WOMAN: that’s why I told you to leave, cause
am coming to your house myself to propose
to you….

Break up with me but in a few hours later I’ll be in a five months relationship
with another woman, no stress

Someone doesn’t even get angry in relationship
coz he/she doesn’t beg you

Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*

Dating a broke guy is very stresfull
Every 5minutes he will be like… “Babe promise u will never leave me”🙆

Just this weather niggaz are busy texting girls….where are you? Can you come to my place or i must come and fetch you??
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Its all about tlof tlof

The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy…..
They will be like…..
I will open it for you so you can put something inside okay
Whether big or small just put something.

To all the ladies reading this, just because your baby daddy left you it doesn’t mean that it is the end of the World, girl let me tell you something dust yourself up, get your groove back, find yourself a man and have another child.

*Couldn’t stop laughing*
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: “One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You”….. He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest… “Father, please come with me. Come & witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: “One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You’………… Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: “What About The Two At The Gate?” You should’ve seen the marathon…

We are too old for cheating, just sit down with her and
tell her you want a 2nd girlfriend

if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook for yourself😊✋

If your husband doesn’t give you money no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)😂😂