Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”

Next time you post a pic ,think about some
of us who are on a free mode and unable
to see pictures, please put a caption
explaining what’s happening on the pic
like ” Hello friends on free mode ” it’s me
on the pic, uhm standing next to the room
divider, wearing sunglasses, smiling with
my goldteeth shining, ooh n down there
uhm wearing my carvela” such caption will
make it easy for some of us to say “wow
,nice pic”

Maths Lit Be Like:
John Is Eating The Cake
Calculate The Taste

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat

My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love

Ladies if you go to your boyfriend’s house nd
find another girl cooking stew,
just find another pot nd cook rice,
it’s called team work 😏

Why do women think it’s ok to get home after a long day, greet a man then take off the wig like it’s nothing?
So, this wig is meant for the people on the streets
while your man sees another man at home??

Once you realise that your wife is: beautiful,
has a great figure,
is intelligent,
gets things done on her own,
drives a car well,
has very little expectations,
is not materialistic
and
loves you with crazy devotion…

The whiskey you have consumed is of the best quality…..

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence