GIRL: I want to show you something. BOY: Okay. GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom? BOY: (excited) sure, we Continue Reading..

If you’re reading this you’re the second most beautiful person in the world, first is me

I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i Continue Reading..

sometimes we reply because we opened the message by mistake

When a girl doesn’t like you, Guy : can I see you next week Friday? Girl : no, I will Continue Reading..

Women don’t want us looking in their handbags because that’s where they keep the secret to winning arguments.

*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist Continue Reading..

Teeth said to Tongue: -if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.- Toungue replied: if i misuse one word Continue Reading..