Many relationships have died because the guy stopped calling.
It seems most ladies buy phone to be receiving calls only.
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I wonder why Wrestling people are fighting for a belt
yet they wear Panties
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Your boyfriend dumps you💔2weeks later you hear: he’s getting married💍👩❤️👩…My sister don’t be mad,Chill up, at least you made it to the semi finals.
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*American guy’s wallet:*
1. Dollar bills,
2. ID card and
3. Credit Cards
*#African guy’s wallet:*
1. Condoms,
2. Expired ATM Cards,
3. National id,
4.betting papers,
5. toothpicks etc
*#American lady’s handbag:*
1. Money,
2. some chocolate, 3. Credit card,
4. Apartment keys.
*#African Lady’s handbag:*
1. Comb,
2. pad,
3. Morning after pills
4. dress,
5. makeup kit,
6. mirror,
7. smart phone charger
8. roll of toilet paper
9. coins for change
10. Power bank
😂😂😂 😂
So touching true…
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Dear bae
● Laѕт Weeĸ I bought KFC you made it
Cнιcĸen Sтew, I kept quiet
● I bought Pιzza you spread Peanυт Bυттer
and Raмa, I kept quiet.
● Yesterday you poured Rιce Mayonnaιѕe
and Toмaтo Saυce while it’s still on a
Stove! Still I kept quiet.
●Today i forgot my phone at home, I came
back only to find 30 Mιѕѕed Callѕ Froм Yoυ,
when I ask what you wanted! You said
you wanted to tell me that I left my Pнone!
Aowa I’m done with you hey, Iт’ѕ Over
Sтrυυ!!
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Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”
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A wise Chinese old man once said: 📰
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“Shai Choi ting yang teng wong feng deng fung cho fungi ling” 👴🏾
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And I actually agree with him because it’s for our own benefit
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I’m So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..
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Medical Self Care Tips to all my friends who take alcohol this Xmas.
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job
ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST
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Have u seen those posts
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If u don’t type “AMEN”, u won’t see the next morning😐
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And i saw it last week..Even today im still breathing and updating my status
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Some of You will just wake up in the morning and
start pressing your phone without checking if you can even walk.
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*A man who encourages you to study and work hard is better
than a man who buys you expensive wig to cover your empty head😏😁🙊🙊*
Should i go deeper
obviously I come In peace
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When I was a small boy my grandmother use to call me
my boy friend playing with my some thing,
but when I matured she started calling me my grand son
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The Fire 🔥 That Is Going To Catch That Guy Who Claimed To Be Dead In Alph Lukua’s Movie 🙁
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Is Still Doing Its Press Ups In Limpopo!!
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A baby is never a mistake, you had sex
without condom, what were you
expecting? iPhone 9?
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In A Routine Checkup
Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.”
Engineer: “Ok”
Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?”
Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.“
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