We really go though a lot yaz mara…
other kids are asking for the second graph but
you didn’t even see any question saying you should draw…😂🤣😂.
I hate school.

A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner: …

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)

Okay, okay, I went to the movies! Dad: Which one?

Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps the son again!)

Okay Alright, I was watching dirty movies.

Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know
what dirty moves are (robot slaps dad)

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)

*A man can stay with an unemployed wife for twenty years and still be happy.*
*But if a woman works for five days the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.*

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, IPL 3.0, and PSL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command “! http: I Thought You Loved Me.html” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember,overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend! Food 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

In south Africa you pay tax for people in jail
who raped your sister let that sink in

There’s Always That One Girl At School
That You Hate For Nothing

Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that,
one of these days she will remove her wig,
wash her make up
remove her nails
and talk to you man to man

Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Welcome to Africa where Anna dates John, gets impregnated by Mike , William accepts the pregnancy, Marvellous pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to Eric* *😂😂😂imagine *

If I had just one hour left to live
*
*
I’d spend it in math class.
.
.it never ends.

WHICH OF THIS SENTENCE DO YOU LIKE
HEARIN IN SECONDARY SCHOOL ABOUT YOUR
MATHS TEACHER.
1.Maths Teacher Is Not In School
2.Maths Teacher Will Not Be Coming To
School Throughout This Week.
3.Math Teacher Is Sick
4.Maths Teacher Is Dead.
5.Maths Teacher Has Been Fired.

I think i need a baby, I’m not motivated enough 😤 i need to do it for my son

Ladies👭

Don’t be angry when your Boyfriend
acting strange and crazy.
Those people used to drive bricks and
act like they were”Real Cars” wena just chill.😁