A girl returns home after
15 years!
Father : where
the hell have u been all
this years?*angry* Girl: I
was working as a
PROSTITUTE in the U.S.A.
Father: wtf?? Get out of
my house u whore, I dont
want to see your face
again
Girl: *cryn*, before I
go dad. I came to give u a
$5 million cheque, n here
is a $1million for my
brother. I had build a big
house for u in the
northern surburbs wit
evrything in it includin a
ferarri n a Bugatti. Bye
dad
Father: what kinda
work u said u where doin
*smilin*
Grl: a PROSTITUTE
dad*cryn out loud*
Father: Come n give daddy
a big hug, I thought u said
u where a ” PROTESTANT

You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

Words you will never hear
from a Guy:
“Sorry I’m taken”

Today I fooled a taxi driver by paying him money
without entering the taxi and I ran away.

That moment when you want to throw a stone at your friend…you missed and it hit an old woman, and then the woman picks up the stone and put it inside her bag and walk away

You be like gogo come back with my stone.

*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*

The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject
And parents will be blaming us for failing
They don’t know wat we’re facing in front of us every school day

I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there are no male employee.
She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here it goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can prescribe to you:
* 1/3rd ownership in the store.
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* $15,000 a month as living expenses..” !!
What medication is this mara??

You know she’s the one when you give her R300 and
she tells her friends that you gave her R3000

you just won 50 million💰 and your ex needs R49 million for a kidney transplant.
Which colour are you gonna choose for your Lamborghini??

My neighbour’s son just gave me a grade 1
maths to solve.
.
Please pray for me because I’m about to
disgrace myself..