A Man Had Just Boarded And Settled Into His Seat Next To The Window On The Plane,

When Another Man Sat Down In The Aisle Seat And Put His Black Labrador In The Middle Seat Next To The Man.

The First Man Looked Very Quizzically At The Dog And Asked Why The Dog Was Allowed On The Plane.

The Second Man Explained That He Was From The Police Drugs Enforcement Agency And That The Dog Was A ‘Sniffing Dog’.

His Name Is Sniffer And He’s The Best There Is. I’ll Show You Once We Get Airborne, When I Put Him To Work.

The Plane Took Off, And Once It Has Leveled Out, The Policeman Said: “Watch This”

He Told Sniffer To ‘Search’

Sniffer Jumped Down, Walked Along The Aisle, And Finally Sat Very Purposefully Next To A Woman For Several Seconds.

Sniffer Then Returned To His Seat And Put One Paw On The Policeman’s Arm.

The Policeman Said: “Good Boy”

And He Turned To The Man And Said: “That Woman Is In Possession Of Marijuana, I’m Making A Note Of Her Seat Number And The Authorities Will Apprehend Her When We Land”

The First Man Replied: “Gee, That’s Pretty Good”

Once Again, The Policeman Sent Sniffer To Search The Aisles.

The Lab Sniffed About, Sat Down Beside A Man For A Few Seconds, Returned To Its Seat, And This Time He Placed Two Paws On The Agent’s Arm.

The Policeman Said: “Two Paws Mean That Man Is Carrying Cocaine, So Again, I’m Making A Note Of His Seat Number For The Police”

His Seat Mate Said: “I Like It!”

The Policeman Then Told Sniffer To ‘Search’ Again.

Sniffer Walked Up And Down The Aisles For A Little While, Sat Down For A Moment, And Then Came Racing Back To The Agent, Jumped Into The Middle Seat And Proceeded To Shit All Over The Place.

The First Man Was Really Disgusted By This Behaviour And Couldn’t Figure Out How Or Why A Well-Trained Dog Would Behave Like That So He Asked The Policeman: “What’s Going On?”

The Policeman Nervously Replied: “He’s Just Found A Bomb”

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Pastor Matome stood up and announced “today I have good news and bad news bazalwane!… The good news is that,we have enough money in this church to build a new,spacious modern church bazalwane!” Everyone in the church stood up,cheereing,singing and with applause! The pastor went on… “And the bad news is that, the money is still in your pockets!”

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why are people so afraid of snakes ? 🐍
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the poor animal just wants to kill you that’s all.

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Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?

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Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes

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The smell of kfc when you are broke is not the same
when you have money

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Facebook = You realize how different you are from others.
Twitter = You realize there are people who know exactly how you feel.

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Her : bbe I wanna cook u your favourite meal today
Him: can u cook a beer?

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Let’s Kill English For Lifetime.
Me: Blood Is Water Than Thicker 😂😂😂
Let’s go!!!

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it is so painful to know that ,
after 100years everybody in this App will be dead,
RIP in advance friends😭😭. I love u

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Am Looking for the Bank That can Perform 2 things for me🙆
* Give me a loan
* And Leave me alone

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A guy stuck his head into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?” The Barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2hours”.
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut “?
The Barber looked around at the shop and said “About 3hours”.
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?”
The Barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour only”
The guy left.
The Barber turned to a friend and said Nicholas, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut , but then he doesn’t ever come back.
A little while later, Nicholas return to the shop.
The Barber asked, “So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?
Nicholas looked up, with tears in his eyes and said,
“To your wife at home”

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Dating me and putting me on your d.p is not enough
I want to be your ringtone.

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[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

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Happiness is when you
see your Ex at the back
of a Van ..In a very bumpy
road

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A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.

He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.

Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”

Man Says: “I Am Not American.”

Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”

Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”

Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”

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