Don’t = do not Haven’t = have not Won’t = wo not English is my thing

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in Continue Reading..

I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser

If a man tells you he’s not like other men, my sister ask him if he can give birth.

A grade 2 kid was coming from school he entered the taxi and he started singing “if my father was Continue Reading..

We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together, introduce me to you family, have kids but only Continue Reading..

I Think My Loan Shark Wants To Play Baseball With Me He’s At The Gate Holding A Baseball Bat.

shame on u girls . . . . . . . . . . days are more hotter then u…