Thanks to social distance
I’m tired of those who sleeps on my shoulder at taxi
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Don’t bother to load it because that was the number of children that were released from heaven on 14th February 2019
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What are the things that gives you joy in school?
Mine : stream & Her Royal Highness
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Tourist: can you show me the way to the Mortuary?
Me: oh!! That’s easy, Just close your eyes and cross the road.
You’ll be there in no time🚶
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
– The tender one
– The amazing one
– Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Ghafoor mechanic”
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If You’re In A Relationship With Someone Who’s Doing Grade 12 ..
be ready for a break up next year
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I’m an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
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ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
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Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop
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Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke
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“No Thanks, I’m A Vegetarian” Is A Funny Thing To Say
When Someone Tries To Hand You Their Baby 🤣😂
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There I was, proposing Love to this girl when the stupid girl asked me if I don’t have a girlfriend….
My sister, Have you ever seen anyone going to buy clothes naked?
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Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.”
“roses”
“Sorry, too few characters.”
“pretty roses”
“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”
“1 pretty rose”
“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”
“1prettyrose”
“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”
“1f***ingprettyrose”
“Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character.”
“1FU**INGprettyrose”
“Sorry, you cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.”
“1F***ingPrettyRose”
“Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters.”
“1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA**IfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessRightF***ingNow!”
“Sorry, you cannot use punctuation.”
“1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA**IfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightF***ingNow”
“Sorry, that password is already in use.”
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I think Facebook should send notifications like:
“Dineo and 12 others just ignored your post, would u like to unfriend them?”
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My girlfriend broke up with me . She thinks I’m childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away
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If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.
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Rich having a convo with his crush😉
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Rich: Hi☺
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Her: hi, how was u doing?😮
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Rich: Im fine…😀
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Her: where did u born?😑
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Rich: where did i born? How?😨
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Her: Don’t be stupid😐…where did u borned yourself?😠
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Rich: Come again😯
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Her: which come?😟
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Rich: I mean repeat again😕
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Her: I said where did your borning begin?😠
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Rich: Im confused😐
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Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”😢…Place! Where your mom borneth u!😠😠
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Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint
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