You will Laugh – enjoy reading 😉

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You’re so lazy You didn’t read all the You’s.

2. You didn’t notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no ‘Yoo’ and you’ve been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like ‘YOU’!😜😜

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on Whatsapp

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you, again.

Hahaha is it true? 😃😜😄

If u smiled then forward
☁☁🌞 ☁ ☁
☁ ✈ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁

🏬🏨🏫🏢🏤🏥🏦🏪
🌲 / l🚍 🌳👭
🌳/ 🚘 l 🏃 🌴
🌴/ l 🚔 🌲
🌲/ 🚖 l 🌳

Now that you’ve smiled, don’t be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laughs
Stress busters!

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Welcome to mzansi where Girls Hate their useless baby daddy
but Love another Girl’s useless baby daddy

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That Moment when you dream, Driving VW_golf7_vrrrphaa.
Then when you wake Up BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
You pushing your SINGLE bed to the KITCHEN

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My girlfriend found me kissing her sister ..
now she’s boiling water
i think she wanna make tea for us

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Gents before you get Your Bonuses
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Remember they once said “Men are Trash ”

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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
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Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP

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When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

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My boss is very nice and kind, he bought a new bike and he gave me the old one, he bought a new car and gave me the old one, he constructed a new house and gave me the old one too. Yesterday he got married to a new wife and I am still waiting for his call

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[Me in court]

Judge : “Did you kill this man?”

Ronnie : “No, a bullet killed him, you see a bullet is made of lead which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature so
this man died of natural causes…case closed!!!”

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Some Girls are like bag of Weed,
you love her but you can’t introduce her to your parents

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Which family planning did King Solomon use in the Bible that made him have only 4 Kids with the 300 wives and 700 concubines?

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I was shocked when l saw my uncle wearing Earrings & l asked him: “Are you a gay uncle?. He replied and said, “I started wearing them the day my wife found them in my car, l said they are mine”

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I took a Taxi 🚕this morning to town🏙 although I knew very😥 well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away 🏃🏽‍♂️
Unfortunately there was a police 👮‍♂️officer inside the taxi ,he got out and 🏃🏽‍♂️chased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The👮‍♂️ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver🚕😤😤😤

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Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes…
I can go to the beach to see that

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How can you marry a girl that earns less
than R5000 a month?
How will she take care of you and the
children? You were not born to suffer
guys

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