Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
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Those boys whose has been collecting numbers like they register SIM…
You know what my SIM is already registered wai
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Did You Know?
In FIFA If the black Guy
wins the ball , commentators are Like, “He
steals the ball from the opponent..”,
but the
white guy they be Like, “what a Great
tackle.”
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Today I’m not Going To School
Because My Neighbor Cheated on His Wife,So The Wife Got Angry & Told The Husband That She Will Have *ex With All The Neighbors Around..
I am Patiently Waiting For Her
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I grow up know paper and silver money,
as for hair and nails money I didn’t know it
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Sometimes you just have to post on someone’s wall
and say,”Babe last night was epic” just to cause trouble
between those two happy couples.
They can’t be happy while we struggling out here 😡😡
there..
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This is not December I ordered!
Can I see your manager please!!!
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I wonder who told black parents that boys make girls fail at school..!
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Zuma Said:
Due To Water Crisis In Cape Town
No More Baby Shower😂😂😂 Is Allowed
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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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Koos comes home drunk and his wife is spitting mad and pushes him out of the house. She shouts to him that he is not coming inside when he is this state. Koos climbs into the dog kennel with the dog and falls asleep. The next evening he comes home again roaring drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house and again he climbs into the dog house with the dog. This goes on for 5 days in a row. The 6th evening, he comes home sober and the wife is very happy and allows him back in the house. The following evening Koos arrives home steaming drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house, so he starts to climb into the dog house when the dog bites him. Koos shouts at the dog “what was that for?” the dog replies…. “where were you last night?
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I am a lady aged 26, and my husband is 34. I left my husband with the maid and our baby at home. After driving for just about 2km from home, my car engine started to over heat. So I had to return and get the other car. When I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid. I Don’t know what to do. Pliz help me.
Dr. Mapulanga’s reply.
Over heating of the engine after such a short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator. You need to check the oil and water levels in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid such problems in future. I hope my answer will help solve your problem.
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Witchcraft is when tou through a pizza box
outside and nobody sees you!!
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the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games
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Its now 7 months since I joined gym🤨 Nothing has Changed 😩 maybe i need to go there personally Nd findout whats wrong
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I Can’t Really Talk The Talk Or Walk The Walk
But If You Need Someone To Drink The Drink ,
Then I’m All Yours 🤣😂
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