I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED “JAY”☺☝
BUT IN SHORT I CALL HIM “J”

December’s Boyfriend Application forms are now available…😉👌
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Closing date: 30 November 2018
Apply Now! 💯

FIFA is currently investigating how Orlando pirates
went to FIFA world cup as Panama
Coz the 6-1 score looks familiar

The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is
When They Are in Hospital

I think dishes should grow up and wash themselves

Two policemen call the station on the radio.
“Hello. Is that the Sarge?”….”Yes?”
“A woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”
“Have you arrested the woman?”
“No Sarge. The floor is still wet.”

If you understand why Pizza🍕 is made Round🔵, Packed in a Square⬛ and Eaten in Triangles🔺. Then my friend you will Understand Girls..! 👌

Signs of a cheater:
When their phone has these emojis as constantly used:
💋😘😜😍🌹👍😂👀
but his chats are all empty and you did not recieve these emojis from him.
Wake up.

You haven’t moved on if you still remember your EX name.
Thank God I don’t remember Cynthia.

Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store
and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and
I saw your dad paying the bill.”😂😂😂😂😂😂

Work hard until your messages cant be ignored even in family groups.
Even if you type (:! They will reply “How are you bro ” What did you say ?