Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty
cause the day u get 2 likes,
You’ll feel ugly!!!
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If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!
Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.
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Lalelani If you are fasting for 21 days, yet you still don’t love others, are bitter, angry, unforgiving, lie & gossip🙄… Please just eat. 🤐
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Ha..
Ha Ha..
Ha Ha Ha..
He He He He..
Hooo..
Ha Ha Ha Ha..
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Nothing Yaar,
I Suddnly Rememberd Ur Face
Oh My God
Wt a Funnny Creation..
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‘Stop telling jokes dad ‘{Son}
Nah I already made you{Dad}
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” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”
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No machine cleans a room faster than a Guy expecting a girl
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The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting
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The patient went to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a bus pass…
Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park,
and once into the symphony.
He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.
One day, he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.
And to top it all
One day the doctor’s pen was not working. He made few scratches on the back of his prescription
And the chemist dispensed it.😀😀😀
Off course doctor was MALE
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My crush: you look handsome hey
Me: im not just looking handsome
i also don’t have a girlfriend
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Short chicks are funny when they pissed off
looking like a little toy with new batteries
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“You can come if you want” is the MOST disrespectful invitation ever..!
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Don’t
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kiss behind the garden,
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.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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. Love is blind but
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.the neighbors are not..
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78% of single girls but you are busy kissing your cousin
in your aunt’s house and telling her
that she is the only one on this planet😂😂
You see your life now Idiot
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*A Marriage without a “small house” is like a government without an opposition party – (the government will relax).*
Let us not be dictators in our marriages, allow democracy …
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Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal
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guys sorry for not posting for the
past three hours i was helping my brother
searching the for the chocolate
i ate that he bought for his girlfriend
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