What is black and hangs from the ceiling?
A very bad electrician
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Some Girls are really poor in romance. you hit her with a pillow,
Boom she’s chasing you with a knife.
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Girls who drink Beers any flavour 🍺
She deserve a gift for a cooler box in Valentine’s Day
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December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself 🚴🚴 🏃
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Signs that shows your man is gay
1.He owns a gown
2.He eats 3 slices of bread
3.He owns silk sheets
4.He has long hair
5.Long nails
6.Takes 1 hour bath/shower
7.Pictures of topless man on his cell phone
8.Follows more guys than girls on social networks
9.Too many selfies of him pouting or biting his tongue
10.MOST IMPORTANTLY, He’s a Orlando Pirates FC fan
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Relationships Are Not For Everyone,
Some Of You Should Just Stick To Alcohol
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Girlfriend : I Am Not Able To Install “Prisma” App In My Phone.
Boyfriend : Check Your Phone Storage Is Full.
Girlfriend : Hmm ..is There Any Alternative Of This App.
Boyfriend : Yes.. Take Selfie Without “Makeup”
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A woman can block U, delete ur numbers and still expect U to contact her somehow. Don’t ask me how. They just have this madness 😂
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If your name is Johanna and
I marry you can we call it marijuana
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“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of
“I’m going to tell my mom
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Never open your wallet to prove love.🙅
•°•°•°•
Be Responsible..!
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Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?
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‘I was the most Outstanding student in my class….
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BCoz my teacher always used to keep me out of da class…’
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You’re still busy laughing at pirates while
they’re are busy laughing at your report at school
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It’s important to attend church because Pastor’s bills won’t pays itself
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No one is as confused as Zulu people
– They don’t take shit😬
– Stubborn minded😣
– Taxi drivers🚍
Bribery is their first thing in mind💸
– They are capable of threatening🔫
– Speak Only one language😟
– They eat too much pap🍚
– They are Security workers👮
– They believe to stays in Hostels 🏠
– Killers ( Hit men )🔫
– They take human waste with bucket , they like that Job✋✋
– Very stupid😒
– They mostly believe that they are the only black original black people 😂😂😂😂😂
But i can’t laugh😂😂
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