“It’s over between us” these words will make you
search for your shoes in the fridge! 😢

Im Just Here To Remind You That
“I Will Never Leave You” Has Left

Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
.
SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??

WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.

SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?

WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!

SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?

WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??

SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel: “What are these for?” Angel answers: “These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves.” The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? … Angel says: its Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie. The man asks: “Where are the clocks of our Zimbabwean girls?” The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as *OFFICE FANS*

I stopped trusting girls when my grade 3 girlfriend left me for a boy
who had new crayons in class

Being a man is so cool.. You refuse to give your relatives money
and they blame your wife 🤣🤣

Dear girlfriend,
You can’t just dump me by saying
“it’s over”… I won’t believe you.
I want the following things to
support your decision:
1. 5 full Pages of your reasons.
2. Police affidavit.
3. A 90 minutes voice record of the
reason why you’re dumping me.
4. Your parents ID’s
5. Your parents’ permission.
6. The President’s approval.
7. Relocate to another country.
8. Lastly… You’ll have to perform
rituals Slaughtering two fat cows
Apologizing for hurting my feelings..
Either that… Or we stay
together!.

That moment When you accept your neighbours friend request and then he/she posts ” borrow me a wheelbarrow ” on your timeline

Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back

Have you noticed?
Nobody Drinks alcohol
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!

I’m not mad that my girl cheated on me. I hate the fact that she said that guy was her uncle, I used to call that nigga “malome” when we were in his car

Welcome to South Africa where :

1. Bathrooms have became photoshoot Studios.
2. Where young girls call old men enough to be
their fathers…”Baby,My Blesser,My Honey,My
Love…Sweety.
3. Where Beer is more important than Water.
4. Where sex is free but Love is Costly.
5. Where crime and rape is high than Education.
6. Where people wear expensive clothes but their
Bedroom Doors,kitchen Units and Wardrobes are
falling apart.
7. Where nowadays Ladies fear for pregnancy
than Aids.
8. Where funerals turned into a platform for
fashion,style and parties.
9. Where young girls look forward to putting their
signatures on the Social Grants than Job
Contracts.
10. Where Pizza Deliveries are faster than an
Emergency Response.
11. Where buying a car is a great achievement
than buying a House.
12. Where loosing a phone is more painful than
loosing your Virginity.
13. Where Churchs are turning into Dating
Points.
14. Where Parliament is turned into Circus.
15. Where Pubs,Clubs and Taverns are more
important than School.
16. Where getting a Smart Phone is greater than
achieving a Degree.
17. Where Abortion Pains are a way painful than
period pains.
18. Where you kill an animal like Rhino you get a
Life Sentence in Prison,But when you Kill a
Human Being you get 6 years in prison.
19. Where beautiful girls are getting 100+Likes
on social networks everyday,but the Ugly ones
are getting degrees and getting married every
Saturdays.

Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
.
Sya : Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
.
Teacher : What about South Africa?
.
Sya : When counting sinners, do you
include Satan?
:/
Have sweet dreamland