Never kiss a xhosa girl with your eyes closed😑.
I lost my phone yesterday!!!
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You are busy commenting SEEN,
while you have never even SEEN your father before.
Damn Facebook idiots…
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Do people who still don’t know the difference between ‘exist” and “exit” still exit?
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How much will it cost me to go from
Hammanskraal to KZN by witchcraft,
using a broom?
I need to visit an old friend of mine urgently
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i wonder teacher smoke while telling their pupils or students
not to smoke because smoking is harmful to your health..
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33 000 people diagonised with the deadly January disease , the number is expected to shoot up in the coming month
Symptoms of January disease –
1: unending fights between husband and wife / boyfriend and girlfriend
2: loss of weight
3: eating vegetables , bread and achaar, cabbage chicken feet and heads, everyday
4 : loss of craving for beer
5 : staying at home shuning your friends and telling them that you no longer drink beer
6 : blocking your smallhouse’s phone number
7 : stress
8 : being unable to count the number of days in January , counting 60 days instead of 31
9 : no sex with your patner
10 : borrowing groceries from the shops and tuckshops
11 : leaving your whatsapp group and selling your phone
If you have any of these symptoms my advise to you is next year spend the way you did this year
You spend a lot of money uyanya.
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I am done posting jokes on my status,cause
I texted my crush and she replied “Ja Mr bean”
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That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend…
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мєѕѕαgє: * ѕσмє тєχт мιѕѕιηg *
мєѕѕαgє: * ѕσмє тєχт мιѕѕιηg *
ѕєη∂єя: * ηαмє мιѕѕιηg * * ηυмвєя мιѕѕιηg *
ѕєηт: * ∂αтє мιѕѕιηg *
мιѕѕιηg υ α ℓσт тнαтѕ у єνєяутнιηg ιѕ мιѕѕιηg…. ♥
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Some psychologists say that sleeping naked
can help build a person’s confidence, .
But nobody on this bus seems to appreciates it
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Wedding Day Confession”
Hubby: My dear, I Slept With Many Pro*titutes!
Wife: l Said it! Your Face Looks Familiar!
Husband Fainted!
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If you don’t tell your WOMAN she’s beautiful,
INDIAN men on Facebook will do it for you.
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Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important
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Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂
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When you tell your friend to inbox your Bae just to test her loyalty and those mada fuckers end up having sex
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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