You are short because your father tried to pull out. The rest of your height landed on the sheets.

Girl: is ur date offer still valid… . Boy: yup . Girl: oh in that case… I refuse again

Imagine dating a broke man but his family think you’re with him for the money..

Bare You are not African enough if you never wished your school to be burnt down..

When you thought your crush texted you But he/she just joined messenger

YOU GOTTA WORK HARD BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS EXPENSIVE!!

To all girls who were told by Prophets or Papa that you will get married in 2017,,,, My sister u Continue Reading..

Wait! So are you telling me there are couples who don’t talk everyday?🤔 Like skip a day without talking..!