I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!
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Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”😕
Rich: “No✋…He did it all by himself”
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Still dont understand people….! You will hear him/her saying ‘I’m leaving this satafrika’ while you dont have even taxi money to go to town😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are too ambitious
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They say every man is polygamy in nature.. Makawa!🌚 I wasn’t there when they say it 🙄 when God said let’s there be light and there was light 🔥 was Nigeria there??🤷
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Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊
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Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?
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Read:
Not all parties happy.
– Third Party😊
Not all positive beautiful.
– HIV positive 😀
Not all 13 luck.
– 13th month pay 😁
Not all green nutritious.
– phlegm 😂
Not all test hard.
– Urine Test😇
Not all of in clothing attracts.
– edema 😅
Not all with bags come in.
– Dora 😊
Not all breaks sad.
– semester break
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Are you a female aged 18-24?
Fluent in English, and want to travel and do
modelling in America?
That’s nice nhe, shame.
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UNBELIEVABLE FACTS!
It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of man’s penis is 3x the length of his thumb.👍
A humans heart beats faster than a man.
A women blink 2x as much as men.
A women has read this entire post…
A man is still looking at his thumb.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoleen
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A { milkshake } ♧♡♢♤
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She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys 🤣🤣😂😂🤔
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Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.” The other one says, “Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”
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Husband (text): Babe I was in an accident. I got hit by a car. Zinhle took me to the hospital.
I have a dislocated shoulder and the doctors say I may never walk again…
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Wife: Baby, who the hell Zinhle???
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Girls 😂😂😂
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Sometimes A Man Hurt Every Woman Who Enters in His Life
Because His Soul Mate is A Man
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In A Routine Checkup
Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.”
Engineer: “Ok”
Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?”
Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.“
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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time?”
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,
“Honey, please…just one more time before I die.”
She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses.
“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”
At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. YOU DON’T!”
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after she caught me cheating
Me : so you gonna believe your eyes over me???
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