Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!
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There was a man who used to cross the border,from S A to Zim. Every month he would be on a bicycle carrying some riversand. The customs officer searched him thoughroughly and would find nothing in the sand. They would then give him a smile and let him pass. He did that for years and years still the officers wondered what was in the sand. After the man had stopped crossing the border he met one of the retired customs officer,and he asked tell me what were you up to carrying all that sand? The man smiled and said apparently I was smuggling bicycles!
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Big nose says church leaders are also essential front line workers,
this guy must be smoking his own for-skin…
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I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side
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No matter how good/cute you look girl,
you cant compete with the girl he loves
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If all men are the same,
why do women take so long to choose one?
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RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY FUTURE WIFE
1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends: Me, her dad and her brother (if you have two brother
you better pick your favourite)
2. My future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I wanna know
what’s going on between you and Jesus.
3. If my future wife wants to comment on any guy’s post we
must first discuss about it.
4. My future wife is not allowed to work.. Cause being with me is a full time job”
5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me. As
long as we’re together it’s not an iPhone it’s a “wePhone”.
6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless I’m watching
her. If she laughs in her sleep I’m coming into her dreams to see what’s so funny…
I am caring. Right?
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I miss the days of asking my parents can I go out
Now I ask my wallet
And it always says No
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hate people who use big English words
to make us feel perspicacious
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First year Students at University of Amahlanya la engifunda khona, were receiving their first anatomy class, on the surgery table was a dead cow.
They gathered around the table. The professor started the class by telling them, ” in Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Vet doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.” For example
, The Professor stuck his finger in the anus of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth – “mhh… low on fibre” he said.
“Go ahead and do the same thing, “He told his students. The student freaked out, hesitant but went ahead and eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking it very disgusted but most murmuring the same conclusion, “yes… low on fibre”.
When everyone had finished, the professor looked at them and said “While I can’t fault you in your methods to diagnose low fibre, the second most important quality of a Vet Doctor is the power of observation, if you had observed carefully, I stuck in my middle finger and sucked my index finger. Now learn to pay attention otherwise you will eat a lot of crap in my class.
Make sure your friends pay attention today
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Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 will not live there..!
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The year 2019 is almost over and yet you, just there, still single. Waking up alone, eating alone, watching movies alone. And in all, you are forever alone..! ☝
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I’m So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..
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Members if u can’t pray in English, please
pray in your local language .In church on
Sunday I heard someone say “lord you are
nothing without me”
Imagine going to hell because of grammar
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“Dnt Be Angry If ur Girlfriend strts to act Weird nd crazy..
These humans use to talk to dolls and fed em real food”
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– Ladies Go Through Hell On Earth 🙆 , Just imagine Sleeping Next To A Broke Guy Who Has An Audacity To Snore Like He Had A Long Day At Work!!
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