What Is Couple S**?

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grampa, what is couple s**?”
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question, then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey?”
The little girl replied, “Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement

behind every high heel there are sleepers in the hand bag

Follow instructions carefully to crack
the code.
[1] Chali has got a secret that he wants to
tell you, scroll down to number 5
[2] The answer is on number 11
[3] Don’t be angry, look at 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad look at 13
[5] Kikiki 1st look at number 2
[6] Don’t be that angry look at 12
[7] Just trying to wish u all a FRUITFUL
WEEK!,hope u already having a grt monday!
love y’all bangane and fans…
[8] What I wanted to tell you is… THE
ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do
this look at 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say
this look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don’t get mad look at 10
[14] I don’t know how to say this but
look at 3
[15] You must be really mad at me now
but look at number 9

Did you know that there’s someone who always looks at your pics & Be like
“One day you gonna be mine “

I’m not actually this tall.
I am sitting on my wallet.

Husband and his wife were arguing
on who is
more scared between them. After a
long argument, they
decided to ask their two kids. The
first Kid, Junior,
says, “Dad is more scared. Anytime
he sees a beautiful lady in
town, he closes one of his eye.” The
wife realizing
the meaning, was very furious at her
husband. After arguing for a little
bit, they asked their second kid,
Sharon. And she says,
“Daddy is not scared of anything, but
mummy is always scared so much,
she cant be alone. When dad works
night shift,
mummy sleeps with the man next
door.
Sometimes she invites the Gardener
or Uncle
Tim to sleep with Her, after leaving
the room escorts her
to the bathroom and bath with her
just because
she’s scared.

“Before Posting A Conspiracy Theory. Atleast Post Your Matric Results With Symbols. Imagine Failing Maths Lit Then Suddenly You’re A 5G Expert”

Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”
–
Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”

Since the day I caught my landlord banging his neighbours wife,
I ‘ve not been paying rent for 6 months now

Ask your boyfriend to resend photos
you sent him last week Thank me later