Our generation never had babysitters our parents just told us to lock 🔒
the door n never open for anyone

If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke☝,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!

Guy’s with strong Relationships,
where do you all get the Building Material

This is Satafrica
Where a nurse wakes u up just to gve you a sleeping pills

I like to make people laugh. If I don’t make you laugh,
remember I said ‘people’ not animals

Teacher: whoever answers my next question,
can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too

Teacher : Themba what do you want to be in life ?
Themba : a multi billionaire businessman
Teacher : Bontle ?
Bontle : i want to be Themba’s wife

I Have A Friend Who Always Wear One Outfit When We Going Out….
And He Always Asks Me “How Do I Look?”
Come On Dude , You Look Like Last Week

The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Tasted It To See If It Was Enough

Dearth Raw💀

Is When You Tell Your Best Friend About How Nice Your Men Is In Bed And She Excidentaly Say “I Know Plus He Is Too Huge”

Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*

Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?