*I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App,
especially those who can’t: reed, spale, or spick gud Engilis

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

You see someone commenting on your babe everyday
only to find out that they are dating

You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!

I used to think Jackie Chan movies were fake until
I saw a Cobra in my compound. I ran,….
my leg didn’t touch the ground.

*Ladies if you pay rent alone
but your man comes over ,
walks around naked ,eats all your food.*
*That’s not a* *man ,that’s a rat !*

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another one!”

Please my people I need your advice:
If it wise for a young guy to MARRIAGE A WINDOW?

Have you noticed?
Nobody Drinks alcohol
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!

I will never lie again.
Today I was coming back from church, in the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very proud of myself because I sat next to her. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I can’t make it today because I’ve just received a call from our CEO asking me to replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell when u
were taking your phone out of your pocket…..
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the kombi Happy new month..

A biggest mistake a Woman can make is
to Love and Give a wrong Man a Child