why it is difficult for a woman to leave
abusive relationship than broke guy

I cant Love Single People baba,
I Dont Want To Be Single” Forever
I Love Those Who Are Married
And Those Who Are Engaged

My girlfriend is visit me today….what did i cook for him without meet🍗🍖 because she is a Vegetable she don’t eat meat….any receipt please

Ladies , How Do You Actually Feel When Your Younger Sister
is Cuter Than You ?

Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House

It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked

I Just Killed A Black Cat So What Else Can I Do To Make A Peanut Butter 😌

You are not black enough if your mother
never told you to reduce your age
in a taxi to avoid paying for you.

Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know she is going to her boyfriend’s place. How did i know?
because it’s written on syrup bottles:”shake well before use”

Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*

in a court of law:
.
Magistrate: Why did you hit your husband by a chair?
Accused Lady: Because I couldn’t lift the table.

Man : “bby the way I love you,
I would even swim through an ocean just for you”
–
Woman : “Really honey?”
–
Man : “No I’m kidding dear, there are sharks in there”

My wife got stung by a bee on the
forehead.
She’s at the doctor’s now,
her face all swollen and bruised,
she almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee
with my shovel.

If a chick come to my crib & i go to the
bathroom she gotta clap until i come back,
if she stop clapping she stole something

In the bible Moses had over 300 wives and over 100 concubines and lived for more than 150 years, and God loved him.You have 1 woman is it yo mother man has only one mother but many wives .

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color

If she complains about you coming late at night respect her
and come back early tomorrow morning