When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex,
ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision*?
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Once you log in on Facebook,
the TV becomes a Radio
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games
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8 FACTS YOU CAN NOT DENY IN LIFE!!!!!!!!
1. Your eyes are the only part that you can’t wash with soap.
2. You can’t count all your hair.
3. Your tongue can’t touch all your teeth.
4. Your feet is the strongest part in your body.
5. The fools have tried number 3.
6. You are laughing because your tongue can touch all the teeth.
8. You are laughing because you feel like God has made you look superb human being.
9. You are now happy because you didn’t realise there was no number 7
10. If you know you are not fool, then you should have not scrolled up to check number 3 and 7.
11. If you want to revenge, then do this: press Like, and
Comment,”TRUE”. and SHARE
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SA is so corrupt you even need connections to get into a relationship
Eg: “WHO gave YOU MY NUMBER”?
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That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realise that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all.
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You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects
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If a woman asks: “How are you?”
Just reply “I’m fine.”
But if you have money, you can add: “And you?”
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Before engaging in a facebook comments fight,
make sure your English is better than the opponent
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THREE CLASSES OF PEOPLE YOU CAN NEVER ADVICE.
1. Women in love.
2. Men with money
3. ARSENAL FANS
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We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message
if we don’t find you…
We leave 100 missed calls.
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When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..
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The pain of being made fool by the person you’re trying to make fool though
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically..
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