They Dont Crop You Out Anymore,
They Just Put An Emoji On Your Face
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This Winter I’m wearing my PUMA Jersey till it becomes OUMA
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It pains me a lot when i pay my full fare
and the driver uses free gear..
boom.shame on you
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I can never let my daughters play the African hide and seek
not after what I did to those girls when we to hide..!
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Some of you should have been married
long time..you always looking down on
your smart phones at the malls, passing
your husbands
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Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.
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Me, Fight for a lady? Never!!
I’ll rather fight for food at a wedding.
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LIVING WITH WIFE IS SIMPILE LIFE
LIVING WITH WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND IS ART OF LIVING LIFE
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Teacher : one day we will all be beautiful 😊 which tense is that learners 😅
Learners :future impossible tense!!!!!! 🙆
Teacher : 😲😲
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1st patient: doctor iqolo lami is very painful. I came home early today, i could swear i heard a man’s voice 4m my house bt wen i entered it was only my wife. I searchd evrywher bt saw nothing. When i went to the balcony i saw a man downstairs ephuma eflatini runing very fast and stil dresing up! I took the fridge and threw it at him and i hurt my back. 20 mins later 2nd patient came with bruises all over his head: Doc, i was very late for an interview. I left the flat runing and stil butoning my trousers coz i was late when a fridge 4m nowhere hit me on the head, thats how i got to be like this. 15 mins later 3rd patient came in, with severe bruises all over his body, worse than the 1st patient: Doc, i was sitting in a fridge when someone threw it 4m da balcony from 5th floor, thats how i got hurt…
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I Don’t Know how Old You Are But You Need To Grow Up In Order To Understand That A Relationship Without Money💰 Doesn’t Go Anywhere..! ☝
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
“Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”
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I Just Killed A Black Cat So What Else Can I Do To Make A Peanut Butter 😌
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When you tell your friend to inbox your Bae just to test her loyalty and those mada fuckers end up having sex
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Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too
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Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds…
The cremation will be epic!
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