2084 is my year 🙌🏽 I can feel it
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A man Phiri and his wife Pamela
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to
make it possible.
He narrated:
“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia
25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell
down.
She got up,patted the horse’s back and said
“This is your first time”
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
“This is your second time”
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse
dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . .
. .”Are you crazy! What’s wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
“This is your first time”
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth has been shut🙊
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When U Buy Your Girlfriend Phone And Another Man Buy Her An Airtime, It Is Called “Division Of Labour”. Wen U Buy Ur Girlfriend Underwear Nd Another Man Removes It, That Is Called “Separation Of Power”. Wen U Pay Ur Girlfriend Fees And Another Man Pays Her House Rent, It Is Called, “Combined Business”. Wen Ur Girlfriend Says She Is Nt Ready For Sex And Another Man Gets Her Pregnant, Pls, What Will U Call That?
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Being hurt by someone you love can make you wake up at 2am and
say “Yah neh!” and go back to sleep
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Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?
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*Mum: Who is the* *president of USA*?
*Son: I don’t know!*
*Mum: (slaps son) It’s* *Donald Trump, you idiot*. *Next time, concentrate on your studies!*
*After some time.*
*Son: Mum, who is Aunty Jemila?*
*Mum: I don’t know!*
*Son: I wish l can slap* *you. Aunty Jemila is* *Daddy’s girlfriend! Next time, concentrate on your marriage and leave* *American matters alone*
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Teacher: “If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven Sir”
Teacher: “No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven”
Teacher: “Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven!!!”
Very Angry Teacher: “Where Do You Get Seven From”
Very Angry Pappu: “Because I Already Have One At Home“
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If i cheat on you for 3 months without you finding out…
Just know it’s over between us..
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Some guys are HIV negative because they’re broke 😏
you should thank God for your brokenness is a blessing in a way
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Sometimes all you need is love.
Lol, just kidding,
you need money. :’).
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Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that
my crush can bath in front of me.
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A Couple Decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off of a building.
When they got to the top , they both counted to 3
the woman jumped but the man stayed
he watched her fall for 8 seconds and saw her pull out a parachute
Who betrayed who ??
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Boy: hi miss, are you water?
.
Girl: I am a person, are you stupid? Isn’t it obvious? Will you talk to me if i am water? That’s why you don’t have it.
.
Boy: is it like that? What do you just say matches for another matches?
.
Girl: I already know that. Says matches in another matches “match us”.
.
Boy: Idiot! He has nothing to say. It’s matches. Do you know any posporong speaking? That’s why no one is courting you.
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I should hv stayed in the womb
i wasn’t paying rent there
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One day some child ask me bro did honey have legs.?
I replied no!, den he said every night
when we are about to sleep my dad tell my mother
honey open your legs. I don’t no why
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Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.
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