One day in a class room ( teacher and pupils)
teacher: good morning children?
pupils: good morning Sir.
teacher: today’s topic is English,
who can tell me what people in abroad are called?
Pupils: township .
teacher:wonderful,
then people in home what are they called?
Pupils: townGoat ..
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Slay Queens Be Adding
Flowers To Their Heads
Paying Tribute To Their Dead Brains
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– I’m About To Drink WOOLWORTHS WATER 🔥😋 ,
i Can Already Hear My Accent Changing
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Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So whats your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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A man spend two hours looking at his marriage certificate
then his wife ask what are your looking at
he replied I am checking expiring date of this marriage
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When you busy with foreplay and you start licking her face
and her eyebrows disappear
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Nelson Mandela has changed his
profile picture on the South African money
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Any lady who looks great in her natural hair
is capable of stealing your man😆
Thats not even open for discussion
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I hate people who can’t handle alcohol.
Yesterday my friends dropped me three times while carrying me home
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*My phone is very spiritual guys*
Last Sunday l went to church ,I walked almost half way then my phone starts showing “NO SERVICE” I returned home very happy I knew *there was no church that day
Thanks to my phone .
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Sign on a repair shop-s door-
.
We can repair anything (please knock hard,the bell doesn-t work) 😀
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I saved my Girl’s contact
with her real name on my
phone book but usually when i
pick her call i say “HI LOVE”….
.
So yesterday, i ran out of air time
while talking to her, so i had to
use my friend’s phone to call her
without he notice, when i dialed
her number on his phone, it
displayed “MY LOVE”. . . So i was
wondering how that
smartphone knew i was calling
her.
.
Samsung Smart phones are really smart shame!!!!
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Whenever my girlfriend airtime sender called her📞
I will pretend to be like a deaf and dumb 😜
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face
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“A woman went to visit a doctor with a
black eye!
.
Woman : Doc,my husband always beat me
up everytime he comes home drunk…..I love
him and i can’t get him arrested,can you
help me please!
Doctor : When he comes back home just
drink a glass of water,don’t swallow water
through.”
.
»Woman go back home and waits for her
Husband….she drinks water and doesn’t
swallow.The husband comes back home
and went straight to the Bed…
.
The following day, she visited to the Doctor
Doctor : Did you do as i adviced?”
Woman : Yes!……and it worked,he didn’t
even touch me a Bit!”
Doctor : You see what happens if you keep
your Mouth Shut!!
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
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