Happy birthday to everyone born today….

This post is valid until end of 2019. I’m tired

The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..

I can’t laugh 😂��😂😎😂😂😂😂😂 alone please

*See a recent application letter from an applicant.*

P. O. Box 49
Rode
Mount Ayliff
8th June 2018
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the teacher at your school and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead educator.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can’t lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
Namhla Nono Zibobo

When I die please don’t let people come see me
in the coffin coz am shy I’ll end up laughing

If her timeline is full of shares, just know that she’s also sharing someone’s Bae..!☝🙄
~•~
She’s a shareholder…

That moment when u visit your
rich relative in the surburbs,
then his wife serves u 2 slices of
bread,1 egg and a small cup of tea.Then the
children come to u and ask “uncle,so u will
finish all these?”
.
In yo heart u will be like “Fotseki,i finish the
whole loaf alone,now whats this?”🍞

Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.

She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…

That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“

The world has grown suspicious of anything
that looks like a happily married life.

A famous inspirational speaker
said; Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn’t my wife.The
Audience was in shock and
silence.He then added: “She was my
mother.”(A big round
of applause and laughter
roared).A very daring husband
tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to
his wife in the kitchen; Best years of my life
were spent in
the arms of a woman, who
wasn’t my wife. Standing for a
moment, trying to recall the
second line of that speaker, by the time he gained his
senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns
of hot water!
Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste.

Her : bbe I Think um pregnant
Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant.

Then she slap me whaT I have done can anyone Tell me !