To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.
If the outer one breaks, she will know; and if the inner one breaks, you will know!
– Wisdom will kill me
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A man who cries over a woman doesn’t know
where alcohol is sold!
-African proverb
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I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there are no male employee.
She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here it goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can prescribe to you:
* 1/3rd ownership in the store.
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* $15,000 a month as living expenses..” !!
What medication is this mara??
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Wanna know a fact?
Your crush is liking someone,
and this someone isn’t you. 🙃
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Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.
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Facebook will update you with unnecessary things. Telling you the page you have liked has changed to what what. Yet failing to let us know when someone has crush on you.
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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and
enjoy life….
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When Your Phone Rings By Mistake in Church ,
Everybody Starts Looking At You As
if You Are Being Called By SATAN!!
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Imagine calling me to tell me a whole story just to borrow R50
Then boom…
I don’t even have it
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Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
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you can’t be ugly and play hard to get_
just give it to us
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”, but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
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When you are at the market and you saw your girlfriend twin sister and you go to her for a kiss and your girlfriend was rite beside you
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The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting
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The patient went to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a bus pass…
Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park,
and once into the symphony.
He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.
One day, he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.
And to top it all
One day the doctor’s pen was not working. He made few scratches on the back of his prescription
And the chemist dispensed it.😀😀😀
Off course doctor was MALE
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The Original Kappa when you’re
involved in a Fight those guys stand Up
and Help you to Fight
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Our generation never had babysitters our parents just told us to lock 🔒
the door n never open for anyone
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