In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras,
the neighbours are enough .
if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend at home
when your wife is not around and see

Teacher : “Ronnie why are you late?”
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Ronnie : “I didn’t have my shoes”
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Teacher : “what?? Are you stupid? Where were they?”
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Ronnie : “I’m not stupid, one shoe was in my dad’s hand and the other one was in my mom’s hand and they were beating each other.

There are some girls who have their own boyfriends but they ask for airtime from other girl’s boyfriends.
My question is have you ever seen workers from Pick n Pay getting their salary from OK?🤔

I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side

A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR
BEDROOm THE WIFE IS BUSY
SINGING.
Husband: You know my wife
when
you sing like that I just wish you
were on radio.
Wife: (smiling): wow Love . Am I
that good?
Husband: No, at least on a
radio I
can change the station…..

A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word

Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single

That moment when you are happy😋in a relationship..
Then you remember that nothing lasts forever..

*My phone is very spiritual guys*

Last Sunday l went to church ,I walked almost half way then my phone starts showing “NO SERVICE” I returned home very happy I knew *there was no church that day

Thanks to my phone .

That moment when you accept a friend request from an Indian dude😊..
then boom 100 friend requests from the entire Naidoo family

i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and i turn it inside out then go front and back again. its called recycling