You Called Her Ugly Back In High School…
Now You’re In Her Unread Messages

CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂
FOUR OLD FRIENDS MEET AT A RESTAURANTS THEY SAT TOGETHER IN ONE TABLE .ONE OF THEM SAID HE NEEDED A BATHROOM SO HE LEFT THE THREE .THEY STARTED BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR SONS WHO BECAME SUCCESSFUL .THE FIRST ONE STARTED “”;MY SON IS HAS BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN A WAY THAT HE OWNS FIVE RESTAURANTS HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND TWO MERCEDES CARS ON HIS BIRTHDAY
THE SECOND ONE SAID “MY SON OWNS TWELVE MINING COMPANIES HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND A DOUBLE STORY HOUSE ON HIS BIRTHDAY ”
THE THIRD ONE SAID “MY SON HAS SIX CONSTRUCTION COMPANIES HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND A CLOTHING STORE ON HIS BIRTHDAY ” .
THE FOURTH ONE RETURN FROM THE BATHROOM AND SAID “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT”. THEY SAID “WE WERE SHARING STORIES ON HOW OUR SON’S HAVE BECAME SUCCESSFUL, HOW ABOUT YOUR SON”
HE SAID “MY SON IS GAY”.THEY SAID “OH SORRY ”
HE SAID “BUT HE HAS 2 MERCEDES CARS,A DOUBLE STORY HOUSE AND A CLOTHING STORE HE SAID HIS THREE BOYFRIENDS BOUGHT HIM THOSE THINGS ON HIS BIRTHDAY”

So today I hugged a Xhosa girl immediately I received a bank notification that R125,00 has been deducted from my account

Imagine your boyfriend drops you at home first
but there’s still other girls in the car

My Boss Asked Me To Start The Presentation With A Joke

I Attached My Payslip On The First Slide

After sex🍆🍑….

Girl: babie i need iphone 7 or samsung galaxy s8 edge….

Me: it was just sex so stop acting like you gave me your kidney!!!

😂😂😂men can be rude sometimes

Dancing with a skinny girl feels like
cleaning the floor with a mop..

This my Dad ….
Me: Hello daddy
Dad: Yes, how are you?
Me: Fine, I just called to greet you
Dad: I don’t have money.

Wife: I am the book of your life…
Husband: Yes exactly you are right…
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

Dating A Zulu Girl Is Amazing. I Spoke So Much English In My Previous Relationships. Sometimes I’d Wake Up Thinking I’m A-Reece