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Which among these did you practice when
you were young?
1) Dip the bread in the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before
eating.
3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.
4) Don’t eat the meat until you finish the
food.
5) Showing everyone your new underwear.
6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has
licked.
7) Playing in the rain.
8) Licking the plate with your tongue.
9) Walking bare footed and holding your
new shoes for everyone to see.
10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing)
so you don’t feel the pain much when caned
in school.
11) Chew gum, put it behind your ears and
chew it again the next day.
12) Mix Powder Milk and sugar in your
pocket and chew on your way to school.
Remember your past. It is very important!
Never forget your childhood days.
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bck. Please be sincere

Quote of de day
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didnt just wake up and become the best players ,they trained for a long time .so if your wife is so good in bed , my brother i have bad news for u

FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.

When l brought girls back home to meet my
mother she didn’t like any of them,
so l picked one that resembled my Mum then my
dad didn’t like her

A wife was in bed with her lover🍆🍑 when she heard her husband’s key in the door.🙄
“Stay where you are,😏” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.✋”
Sure enough,😄 the husband lurched into bed none the wiser😶, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet🤔 sticking out at the end of the bed😶.
He turned to his wife: “Hey,🤨 there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on💁‍♂️?”
“Nonsense,🙄” said the wife, “You’re so drunk😏 you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there😆.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two,✌three👌, four.🖖 Damn, you’re right.🤣

If you want to read about love and marriage,
you have to buy two separate books.

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

My brother, if her phone rings and she stares at you before picking …
Just know that your assistant is calling

Fat girls will be like: “I don’t like picmix”
Ahhh my sister we all know that you don’t fit in the frame

If you spend more time on Facebook than WhatsApp,
then you’re probably single.