That Annoying Moment When You Start The Same Sentence Like 3 Times And Someone interrupts You Each Time 😥
.
Why No Let Me Talk ? 😔

A British doctor says:

“In Britain,
medicine is so advanced
that
we cut off a man’s liver,
put it in
another man,
and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for a job.”..!!!

The German doctor says:

“That’s nothing,
in Germany
we took part of a brain,
put it in another man,
and in 4 weeks
he is looking for a job.”..!!!

The Russian doctor says:

“Gentlemen,
we took half a heart from a man,
put it
in another’s chest,
and in 2 weeks
he is looking
for a job.”..!!!

The Zimbabwean doctor laughs:

“You are all behind us.
A few mnths ago,
we took a man
with no brain,
no heart,
and no liver
and made him
President.

Now,
the whole country is looking
for jobs!!!”

All these people saying they started with a Hi
on social media and ended up in marriage …..

Please how did you write the hi

Can someone explain
why is there security guard at the police station?

Girlfriend : babe why do you accept these ladies when they propose you?? Am i not enough for you??
Me : when someone offer you money do you decline it because you have salary?? 🤔🤔

To cut the story short I’m single now

Dad: Who do u like more dad or mom?😐
–
Rich: Both😉
–
Dad: Ok if i go to UK and your mom goes to America, where will u go?😕
–
Rich: America😉
–
Dad: That shows u love your mom more😓
–
Rich: No it shows I love America more than I love UK😃
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Dad: ok, If i go to America and your mom goes to UK, where will u go?😑
–
Rich: UK😁
–
Dad: why😠😠😠
–
Rich:😂😂 I choose UK because I went to America before😉
–
Dad: when???😨
–
Rich: During the first question

Another way of asking if a guy has a car:
“So you mean you going to drive all the way just for me..!?”

A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
…1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with loveand care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the
mirrors.

Sometimes i just wonder what the Guy that discovered milk
was doing with the Cow’s breast in the first place..

I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school

Black parents be like:
“How do you fail Mathematics when I
bought you a new blazer?”