A British doctor says:
“In Britain,
medicine is so advanced
that
we cut off a man’s liver,
put it in
another man,
and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for a job.”..!!!
The German doctor says:
“That’s nothing,
in Germany
we took part of a brain,
put it in another man,
and in 4 weeks
he is looking for a job.”..!!!
The Russian doctor says:
“Gentlemen,
we took half a heart from a man,
put it
in another’s chest,
and in 2 weeks
he is looking
for a job.”..!!!
The Zimbabwean doctor laughs:
“You are all behind us.
A few mnths ago,
we took a man
with no brain,
no heart,
and no liver
and made him
President.
Now,
the whole country is looking
for jobs!!!”
