OMG THIS REALLY WORKS!
1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
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2. Die’
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Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you, She Be Like: “When We First Met ,you Were Custard. Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard… And In The End you are just a Bastard… Its Over!!!”
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I’m officially leaving facebook.
i spend entirely too much time on here,
my wife has started complaining.
take care everyone.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes
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Madness is when you put a girl on profile pic
while others put her on bed .
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Long distance relationship needs a very good looking partner,
imagine waiting for an ugly person for 3 months
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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Teacher enters class and writes
*Can there be a healthy relationship without money?*
Sarah stood up angrily: So because I asked for 10,000 last night,
you’ve brought it to class…
This girl will kill this teacher.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👨🏽⚕
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I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January
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Nowadays going to toilet without your Cellphone,is like
going to War without a Weapon…
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Wen ever u see a boi chatting and smiling just know DAT
someone’s daughter has fall into his trap
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My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Fuseg your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread
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A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.
The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.
*Her husband*: The cat just died.
*She* (bursting into tears) : How could you be so blunt? Why couldn’t you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.
By the way, how is my mom?
*Husband*: She is playing on the roof. !
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Am not Accepting any Friend Request again,
the remaining Space is for my future Wife’s Family Members
and Her Village People
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She was my crush until I asked her about school and she said:
2017 I am at matric & I pass matriculated
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English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food
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While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts…
Some of us wake up to: “Battery full. Remove charger”.
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