Ladies!!
If a boy invites you to his house and his
friends are leaving one by one.
Follow the last person!!
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Did you know???
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A male’s private organ is the lightest thing in the world
and can be lifted by just thinking.
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Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies
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Teacher: What are ethics?
Juan: Ma’am! Ethics are cousin of ducks.
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You guys Lie Too much
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You said Yesterday it was BlackFriday.
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N I was the only one wearing All Black
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I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace
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Having one Girlfriend is risky
What if she die ?
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A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.
PASTOR: No, we can’t hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
MAN: But pastor, will that church accept a donation of R1million? The pastor shouted and asked, why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian?!
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*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own fruits.The sun does not shine for itself; and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Jesus did not sacrifice for himself. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others*
Please give me $100
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I called you on video call🎞️ u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & my phone did you know how much I bought it🙄
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We just see the quality of the Coffin then
we know that we will eat Nice food when
we come back from graves
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My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento
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POLITE REMINDER
Anyone who wants to have a baby in 2018 tonight is the last night
Best Regards
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ME: Excuse me lady, you look familiar.
HER: Yes you dated me in 2012, I was dark then.
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A woman greeted, “How was your day at work my loving husband ?”. 😂 😂 😂
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The husband replied, “The money that you saw in my wallet is not mine”.
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When you buy a cellphone from an Indian shop,
then when you switch it off it says “Goodbye My Friend”
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