If you haven’t heard from bae the whole day…….
just know that the other relationship is doing fine

My cousin thinks she can play me. She took my phone and sent a break up message to my girlfriend. I then took her phone and saved my number as *Job Update* and sent her a job invitation
Now she z on her way to Jo’burg from Limpopo for a job interview

For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.

That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.

Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.

I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017

“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!

You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017

Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017

Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017

Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.

Imagine Dating A Guy Who’s Afraid To
Drink Rent Money On Weekend…
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MXM!

Don’t just tell me what people were saying about me.
Also tell me why they were so comfortable telling you

Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You”

Girl: “Its Impossible.”

Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra”

Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.”

Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.”

Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.”

Boy: “Say Love.”

Girl: “Love.”

Boy: “What 2+2”

Girl: “4”

Boy: “How Old Are You?”

Girl: “18”

Boy: “Haha!! I Told You I Could Make You Say 18.”

Girl: “No, You Said You Could Make Me Say I Love You.”

Boy: “Yes, I Did It.“

Facts about VW Polo Drivers.
#1 They struggle to make ends meet.
#2 They always try to have atleast quarter tank
#3 They always know where the next party is
#4 They know all the routes like Taxi-drivers
#5Those people understand the taste of life,they always having good company whent it comes to the other gender.
#6 They visit the best buyers if beer always
#7 They love good life even if they afford a little they dont stress
#8 The good part of them they not retualists like the jeep,ranger and Mercedes drivers
#9they bath thats why they take our ladies
#10 They go gettas thats why they seem to be always having money
#11 THEY LIKE WORKING AND ARE HARDWORKERS THATS WHY THEY DON’T GIVE UP
Stop abusing them as if you better than them with your Tazz and i10
Bomasaka

Jumping from one girl to another is a sign of telling God you want to be a frog.