“Cheating on your wife doesn’t mean that you don’t love her. It’s like hiring a taxi when you have your own car at home. It saves tyres, ensures longer lasting beauty and increases mileage.”*

Please send this to your wife and let me know which hospital to come & visit you !

If you are single drop your picture we will tell u
where is the problem

When I say you’re beautiful,
Please don’t say REALLY
I don’t want to lie twice

If she cheat on u this December!
Just give her fake money, Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

Women are more clever than men…
A boyfriend sends a letter to his girlfriend.
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I’m sorry but am in love with another girl.
She’s beautiful and intelligence, so I no
longer love you, Pliz send my photos back.
The girl sent him an envelope containing
80 photos of different men and letter
written “I don’t remember your face so
select your photo and return the rest.
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He fainted.

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*

Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
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The teacher slap poor little John.
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Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”

Guys, could you please stop praying in English. 😂 😂 😂
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Because there’s something happening. All the blessings are going to white people. 💖

Those Girls Who Used To Have A Notebook
Full Of Song Lyrics. .
How’s Your Music Career Going?

People be like “I saw you at the market earlier today u looked so serious” what was I supposed to do…?
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Smile at the cabbage?

Feelings are just like Visitors they
Come and Go.