2019 Calendar is Fake 😕😒 ,
i Can’t Even Find 29th February Shame

When you drop your phone,
your heart hits the ground
before your phone does.

My boyfriend want to produce me to him parents
and I’m so skirt what can I do guns?

When I grew up, I wanted to
be a Dr cuz I thought
hospitals close at 4pm and all patients go home

I wonder how people can be this funny…
Imagine two guys fighting and i tried to make things right.
But when i hear the cause of the fight i couldn’t help it… HOW WILL YOU BORROW YOUR FRIENDS CLOTHE AND SLIM FIT IT.

If your man starts bathing more than twice in a week,
just know that he is cheating

Until you are legally married, do not live with a man.
Visit and go back so that others can visit too

How Can I Transfer Money that is in my mind to my bank account

My dear sister if you are in a
relationship and he only has time for
you at night…
You are dating a mosquito

The reason why women live long is because they don’t have a “Wife”…

We the National Association of Husbands
And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce
our annual 3 days strike which will commence
on 13 FEB and end on 16 FEB.
Please note; our cellphones will not
be working during the strike & our
relationship commitments will commence
on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any
inconvenience to our wives & girlfrends
who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.

So, wats yo response? Is it:
(a) Viva NAHAB viva!!!! or
(b)

I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”:
Says a girl who bath with a soap til it becomes a size of a sim card.

A pilot on an aeroplane said: Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out.
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A while later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must throw out everything that is in the cabin.
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The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out.
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The pilot said: “We are still going down, we must throw out some people.”
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There was a big gasp from the passengers.
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The pilot continued “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.”
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So “A” any African on board??
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Nobody moved.
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The pilot said “B” Any Blacks on board?
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The pilot said “C” any coloured on board?
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Still nobody moved.
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The pilot said “D” any Darkies on board?
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An African boy asked his Dad: Dad, arent we Black people? The Dad said “My son tonight we are Zulus”

Don’t just tell me what people were saying about me.
Also tell me why they were so comfortable telling you