SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL!!!
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.1..female students should wear mini-skirts only
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.2..lunch time takes 3hrs while each lesson takes
only 20 mins..
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.3..If u wanna get high there’s a room for
smokers
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.4..Wednesdays nd fridays its party time no
lessons..
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.5..if u ar a quiet person “sorry!get the out
of my school..
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.6..During examinations all students will be
provided with text books
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.7..All students are free to bring their laptops nd
phones bcoz free Wi-Fi will be provided.
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.8..If u insult a teacher ur punishment is to play
FIFA with the principal..
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.9..At lunchtime students eat every kind of foods u want the school will provide…
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. WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL??

I have impregnated her last night and the baby’s name will be France!!!!

My boss is very nice and kind, he bought a new bike and he gave me the old one, he bought a new car and gave me the old one, he constructed a new house and gave me the old one too. Yesterday he got married to a new wife and I am still waiting for his call

If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too
Then we’ll sit down as adults&discuss how u want ur funeral

When a Boyfriend goes to University there is still hope,But when a Girlfriend goes !! My Brother its Over

A naked woman robbed a bank
none of the men remembers her face

Some of you should have been married
long time..you always looking down on
your smart phones at the malls, passing
your husbands

Girls Are Never Wrong

Just Sometimes Confused,

Rude,

Stubborn,

Senseless Emotional,

Unchangeable,

Crazy,

Stupid N Even Mad.

But Never Wrong.

IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE WANTED TO BE A NURSE OR DOCTOR….
NOW YOU HAVE 5CHILDREN
I GUEES YoU ARE STILL DOING YOUR DREAM JOB

Having a Female bestie is cool
until She gets a Boyfriend

People like writing TV because they can’t spell TellHerVison

Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours

Brain: She’s probably cheating on you

Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping

Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?

Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???

Brain: Breakup

‘I passed’ won’t convince us enough,
just post for certificate we will see it on our own

Leave that abusive relationship before you become a motivational speaker…