I have this guy I don’t wanna date and I don’t want anyone to date him
I just want him to stay single forever for my happiness😭😭
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On a Serious Note Though…Can The Fat Ones
Not Do The “Fainting” Dance,
We’re Not Ready For Unnecessary Earthquakes🙆
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Admit it 😡 , You Sometimes Listen To Other Strangers Conversation
And Mentally Give Your Opinion
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Nxa…
This evening I bought a porn DVD at the street,when I get home…
I closed the Windows..
Looked the doors..
Lower the volume to zero..
Inserted the DVD then booom.. God must be crazy part ll
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I was watching a Chinese movie, suddenly the actor started to cough.
I turned off TV, lets be careful 😏
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Check out this really funny jokes:
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Xhosa people if they don’t know full name of something they be like: ah sana they called systematic nton nton. What is nton nton people.
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I asked a yoruba girl if she knows sharwama,,,
she looked at me wit anger nd replied,,,,
Must i know everybody
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Mtn message I see from one girl’s phone today,
Dear subscriber it has come to our notice that you don’t call, you don’t message, you only flash please bring back our sim card and Collet your GHC 2.
Thank you
🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🤣🤣🤣
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2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic
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Husband downloaded the Blue Whale in his wife’s mobile…
And
*Blue Whale died*
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A morning.
Mom: you can wake me up with your father and early in the morning.
Domeng is easy to climb.
DOMENG:tay, is now awake, mom says you’re still early in it.
Dad: tell your mom. I don’t want to enter! Is dropped.
Domeng: Mom, she doesn’t want to go to father.
Mom: (angry) tell you your damuho dad. Get up and he will be in.
Patakbong climbed is.
Domeng: Tay. Mom is angry. Please come in.
Dad: I will not enter! Don’t be naughty and you might taste! Domeng dropped again.
Domeng: don’t really like mom.
Mom: make it a way. Enter your father when that is not in classes,
You don’t have dota!
Domeng: Mom, nothing ganyanan. Dad doesn’t really like it.
Mom: ah take care of you. I am still hoping for 10 hours.
Domeng: WTF!? Just like lightning to climb the room climb.
Maya more, with a strong thump and crying to go down is hsbang
Holding the flushed cheeks.
Mom: oh?! Napano ka?
Domeng: Father hit me. (dropped dad, angry angry. )
Father: where is that fucking child.
Mom: Hey! You Batugan! Why did you hurt is? Father: how does it hurt!
I’m dinuraan in the head. Twice more.
Mom: is it true domeng? You Dinuraan your father?
Domeng: (crying) yes, I heard because you last night, you said dad.
” you’re duraan because of the head, don’t want to come in.” then you said.
” Duraan again when I really don’t. So I dinuraan with the head dad should be three
Times. A while ago, I don’t want to enter.. huhuhu. Mom is my dota?
Mom: this child is still a snack there
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Imagine dating a broke man but his family think
you’re with him for the money..
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?”
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!”
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A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the paradise. The son says: Piece of advice Dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a spare key.
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There are only two kinds of people in this world:
Doctors and Patients
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