Teacher : “what kind of an institution is marriage?” – Ronnie : “it is the one where a man loses Continue Reading..

Dear future wife❤😊…..don’t worry yourself about making kids….I’ll come with them😁 You dont deserve the stress of childbirth

ts funny when you enter your neighbours house you find everyone consuming delicious food..you will start talkin’ too much:i have Continue Reading..

Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining about you having stretch marks. Tell him that those are the only marks Continue Reading..

Me, Fight for a lady? Never!! I’ll rather fight for food at a wedding.

INTERVIEWER: whats your name? ME: Hired INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳 ME:Thank you sir

Your problems must not arrive on someone else’s pay day that kind of witchcraft must end☝️

Anonymous to Dr Phil; “I am 75, have 5 wifes and also have a blessee, and cant stop sleeping with Continue Reading..