African Girls That Want To Date Drake, Trey Songs, Justin Bieber etc.
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Once You Have Him, How Will You Explain The Rope Around Your Waist

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Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

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Alot of you didn’t underline the date in school and it shows by your eyebrows∽∽!

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Thy say Marriage is not an Achievement,
But behind closed doors they’re praying and fasting for it.. “Some Girls!” We know you! 😕

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When you’re ugly they call u a stalker
but when you’re cute
they call you a secret admirer…

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What happened to the economy.??
Relatives don’t give us money again when they visit ?
Why ??

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For those asking me hore how is 2019 pls stop,
am also new here only 4 days

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Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones
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It was Nice Playing With Her Kids
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you must Love Kids guys

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Never rely on anyone Even Alicia
Keys knew the girl was on fire

instead of saving the poor girl
from burning

Yaz Nizofa

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Huawei P30 Take Pictures In Your Dreams And See Them On Your Phone
When You Wake Up

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A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but forgot what it was called, He asked the waiter,”can I see the food syllabus

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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life….😁😁😁

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So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔

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A turkey was chatting with a bull, ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree where he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him down.
Moral of the story:
Bull sh!t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there…

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I don’t know what is wrong with me anytime someone calls me sweetheart🙈🙈 I will just be sending Credit to the person 😀😀😀😀🏃🏃🙈😛

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Some ladies will be like ‘he is not my type’…
Question is… My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor?

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