Sinkie is on his death bed
He has all his family around him
He’s about to say his final wishes so he asks for a couple of witnesses..
He then starts to speak.
Bobby my son, I leave you all of my houses..
Billy my son I leave you all the bungalows I have .
Teresa I leave you with all my flats
And finally to you Brenda my lovely wife I leave you all of the tenements that are still left …

The nurse says OMG what a generous man I never realised he was so rich ..

To which Brenda his wife says
‘Don’t be daft He was a window cleaner ‘

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?”The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The guys say, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there .the grass is over a foot tall”

If Doors Of Opportunity Don’t Open in 2019,
We Using Windows.. Are We Together?

Americans: On your marks,
get ready,set.. go..
.
South Africa: Onyormass,
set ready, set.. gooooo

If children of israel were like girls of today
while crossing the red sea, they would have
spent the whole day in the middle of the sea
taking pictures and uploading on facebook, twitter, Instagram and all types of social networks with posts/status like:
1. Chilling with Moses
2. Miracle things on point .
3. Me and Moses before crossing the sea.
4. Can’t wait to see the promised land
5. Pharaoh dololo can’t catch us.
6. Eee what a Fish 😍
7. Finally we have won the battle
8. Tholukuthi Moze is our chief 😜😜😜
9. Moses the coolest nigger

Wife: You are smelling woman’s perfume, where did You get it?
Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?
Husband: Oo that one? I got it from Sandra whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying) This is not fair coz when I use them, I don’t bring them home.
Husband: (Waking up angry). What did u say?
Wife: Leave me alone, I want to sleep!!!”

Between You And Your Ex Who Was Wrong? Be Honest

Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove

*Ladies, If you play your man like a football,
another woman will catch him like a goalkeeper,
you will regret watching the highlights*

They have started waving again guess
the conference didnt help at all

The only three people a woman
attentively listens to and obeys sincerely
and does exactly as they say is a DOCTOR,
the PASTOR and PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise
if you’re neither of the three, sit down and
be strong…*

Continue saying all men are players until you marry their coach!