Welcome to Swaziland where parents remove their glasses
just to hear what u saying

Thami was in jail receives a letter from his wife “Dear Thami, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them??”. Thami knowing that the prison guard read all mails, replies:, “My wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden that is where I hid all the money..”.A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife “Dear husband, you wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden..” Thami writes back: “My wife,those were my servants I sent to prepare the land for you, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”

Exam Prayer After ignoring The Lord For 9Months
You: The lord is My Sherperd
Lord: Nna?

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

“Dear South African People”
Telling a person that there is a job opportunity at your workplace won’t get you fired! ☝

TWO BOYS stole a big bag of oranges from neighbor & decided to go to a quit place to share the lot equally. once of them suggested the nearby cemetery as they were jumping over the gate 2 anter the cemetery , two oranges fell out of the big bag but they did’nt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag few minutes leter , a drunkard on his way from a bar , passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying :” one for me, one 4 u …..one 4 me, one 4 u ……..he immediately sobered up & run as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest ……………………… ” father , pls come with me. witness God & satan sharing the dead at the cemetery” they both back run 2 the cemetery gate & the voice continued ;:” one 4 me , one 4 u…….. one for me ,one for u …….. suddenly ,the voice stopped counting & said “WHAT ABOUT THE TWO AT THE GATE ?” you should have seen the marathon that followed wah ! ! ! the priest almost ran past the church gate shouting .” we a not dead yet ooohh ! ! ! !………. now u ‘re laughing………… don’t be selfish , send it to your friends put a smile on someone ‘s face ..

Which among these did you practice when
you were young?
1) Dip the bread in the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before
eating.
3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.
4) Don’t eat the meat until you finish the
food.
5) Showing everyone your new underwear.
6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has
licked.
7) Playing in the rain.
8) Licking the plate with your tongue.
9) Walking bare footed and holding your
new shoes for everyone to see.
10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing)
so you don’t feel the pain much when caned
in school.
11) Chew gum, put it behind your ears and
chew it again the next day.
12) Mix Powder Milk and sugar in your
pocket and chew on your way to school.
Remember your past. It is very important!
Never forget your childhood days.
Spread dis and see the funny replies u get
bck. Please be sincere

Lady and gentleman on a train.
Lady: Every time you smile,
I feel like inviting you to my place.
Gentleman: 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Lady: No, I am a Dentist….

Men don’t print Airtime.
If he doesn’t call you, call him. Trust me you won’t die!

Dear girls,
we do want to give you happy relationships but as soon as you are in a happy relationship
you start to be become fat.
So no!