Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Loading views...
There live a woman who taught she was the best spelling teacher so she ask one of her students to spell fish when the student could not spell fish the teacher began to beat on this child then she say do you want to tell me common five you do not know how to spell it but you only know how to eat fish
Loading views...
Women who fall in love with rich married men or only date men who drive nice cars must never criticize prostitutes; they are in the same profession. The only difference is that they work in the private sector while prostitutes are in the public sector!
Loading views...
Teacher: “If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven Sir”
Teacher: “No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven”
Teacher: “Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven!!!”
Very Angry Teacher: “Where Do You Get Seven From”
Very Angry Pappu: “Because I Already Have One At Home“
Loading views...
Hey, if you are reading this and you are feeling
depressed,angry, sad,heartbroken etc….I just
want you to know that I really don’t care.
Loading views...
I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a
well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In
the
mean time a woman walked in saying to the
man… Woman: My husband just died I have no
money to feed my kids…without no hesitation
the man open the bag and gave the woman R50
000 in cash. Me sitting there i was like wow this
guy is truly a good guy. Few seconds later a boy
came in sobbing and crying saying to the guy
Boy: Sir I’m an orphan…can you give me R10M
so that I can start my own business …without
no
hesitation again…the man opened a bag and
wrote a cheque of R10M and gave it to the boy.
Me sitting there I was like F***k it this is my
moment…this man was sent to me …out of
Nowhere I started sobbing and crying deeply I
left my hot wings run to the man kneeled while
gripping him by his trouser and said to him…
Me: Sir I have a wife and 6 children…and im
unemployed…can you give me R20M so that I
can start my own business too…some few
second later I heard people laughing from
outside…and the director said cut…cut…cut
…cut….sorry brother we are shooting a
movie.
Loading views...
The only reason I am fat is because
a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Loading views...
There are some ladies who won’t cheat or worry you
about money but their stubbornness😡😠
will frustrate your life..!
Loading views...
Sometimes when i’m drunk,
i just call the police just to tell them who killed Jesus!
Pitori loading…….anyone around mamelodi
Loading views...
Besides : It’s Over!!!
Which Other Two Words Do You Know
That Can Change A Play Boy In To A Pastor ?
Loading views...
I still cannot believe I was born without my permission
What if I wanted to be a mosquito??
Loading views...
Four Cousins will get you so drunk that you start to think you’re the 5th cousin.
Loading views...
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
Loading views...
Man 1: “I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women”
Man 2: “Get Marry Soon Then U’ll Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other“
Loading views...
*Protect yourself from Covid 19.. remember.. when you have it…you will be admitted to ICU..and your wife will have your phone..that’s so dangerous than covid 19 itself..avoid this scenario*
Loading views...
Get someone who thinks your gorgeous
even when you look like a sack of potatoes.
Loading views...