This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of his family’s secrets. My money can’t go to waste like that, he has to tell me something

Real men will disappear on Friday nd say ” I’m going to the funeral ”
then come back on Monday nd say ”
I was buried by mistake “

Even in this lockdown situation,
my parents want me to get up early and do nothing…
Covid-19

I just found my cousin’s SIM CARD who
died 4 years ago
I’m thinking of Texting his girlfriend and
say”Guess who’s back.

I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side

Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect

that Priceless momrnt your parents thinks that your friends are Bad influence to you, not knoeing kur u are the bad influencer!

Guys please help a brother out,
how long do pop corns take to pop?😐
I mean I’ve already added 4 cups of water

Laziness is the Mother of all bad habits…
But ultimately she is a Mother, We must respect her…
So don’t leave bed and Sleep more.
No Morning shOrning :D;-)

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku

There are only two kinds of people in this world:
Doctors and Patients

Just when you’re chilling NICELY at home n you’re about to eat 🍴
Then comes in an SMS saying IT’S OVER