The way my ex used To lie when we were daTing
IF she sent me a good morning massage
I Go outside and check iF iT really moRning

People change completely when
they start using iPhone📱
It must be the Apple 🍏
It changed Eve too.😕

If you think somebody is giving you a fake numbers,
read it back to them incorrectly. See if they’ll correct you.

My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day

Newtons Laws On Love – Worth Mentioned

Universal Law: “Love Can Never Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Be Transfer Only From One GF To Other”

1st Law: “A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love Until Any External Agent (Her Bro, Her Father) Comes Into Play & Breaks The Leg Of Boy”

2nd Law: “The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards Boy Is Directly Proportional Toinstantaneous Bank Balance Of Boy And Discretion Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Dicrement In Bank Balance”

3rd Law: “The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping”

I hate it when I sing a song and
someone
correct me
.
What if I’m doing a remix?

Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain..
And that’s why most of you don’t get them

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church

Money is not important in a relationship ❌❌.
My boyfriend is broke

I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning..
it makes me feel so photosynthesis

I applied for a job at NASA…
but there’s no space