Hi guys. I lost my phone with all your contacts. Please DM me with your full names and surname, your number, ID number, certified ID copy of your parent, gender, email address, certified copy of proof of residence and your ID photo.
Thank you.

How can you drink alcohol that has
a higher percentage ?. 😂 😂
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Especially when compared with
your Mathematics results. 💖

If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here

Never joke with science students…. A science
student can prove anything for 10 marks.
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Question:
Prove that “PAPA = MAMA.”
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Answers
1) Education Student:
”Out of course”
2) Art Student:
”No Way”
3) Commerce Student:
”Cannot be proven”
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4) Science Student: It’s Simple! Solution As
we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
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Now, according to Newtons 2nd law of
Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equations (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides,
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA

Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back

IF you call him and he is eating don’t disturb him girl just hangup.
Don’t make him choose between you and food

Once she starts replying your calls like ‘eeeeeesh helo’
bro just know that your days are numbered😂

In 2019 we need 3 days for going to
church ⛪ not on Sunday only 🤚 we need to
praise the Lord more 🙂
Can I get an amen

TALKING WITH YOUR CRUSH😊
FOR AN HOUR
IT’S FEELS LIKE IT’S 60 MINUETS

If your partner need space buy him/her a 64GB Memory card
so that He/she can have a lot of space and your relationship keep going

i Won’t Be impressed With Technology ✋✋
Until i Can Be Able To Download MONEY

Every time i feel like I’m ugly i just go and look at a few profile pics of participants in this group then i feel better about myself. You guys give me hope.