Sleeping next to your new Bae for the first time is tough…
you have to breathe in English ..
.not too loud, not too deep and not too fast..

Dating a soldier mare its another problem..
Girl : Bae can i come over?
Guy : Negative madam….Maybe tomorrow i repeat maybe tomorrow…!!! Do you copy?
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*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist a bit to help you remove it nicely, May God bless you!!!*

Having a twin is cool, the problem starts when you are drunk and find your twin in bed and be like: “Oh I’ve already slept lemme go back to tarven”..

I always put my music on shuffle
but then get annoyed when
it doesn’t play the songs i want

– That Hurtful Moment ,
When Young People Start Using Abbreviations
That You Are Not Familiar With

A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Woman : No, I am a Dentist….

There’s nothing more stressing than Breaking up💔 with short girl🐧.
Every time you see kids you Remember her..!

Use Hospital Language To Describe Your Relationship ? 😒

Me : We Tried All We Could

A boy Known as “TC” went to the police station 🚔🚓🚨 to report his stolen bicycle🚲.

TC : My bicycle🚲 is lost

Police : When did you notice it?

TC : This morning

Police : so do you suspect anyone?

TC : Yes,mom and dad

Police : Why you say that?

TC : Because last night i just heard my mom saying “make it stand well so that i can seat on it very well,then i i heard my dad saying “climb faster before it falls an mom said “push it very slowly an please don’t hurt me.

Nigerian Guy: Father Can You Please Send Me Money 😫🙏
– Father: Where Are You? 😕😒
– Nigerian Guy: in South Africa 😟
– Father: Open A Church ⛪ Son

When you accidentally hit an old lady with a stone
then she picks it up and puts it inside her bag

Do you believe in these “Girl codes” / “Bro codes”? Are they necessary? Why or why not? Would you date your friends ex? Let’s talk. 💁

When your girlfriend from the villages finally visits you and
she enters the shower with an umbrella