A man who always pleases his friends can
never build a home!!!

In 10 years time you’ll be fighting with
your husband because of a girl who’s
in Grade 2 right now

BOSS: have you watered the garden?
SERVANT: no sir
BOSS: go and water the garden now
SERVANT: but sir the rain is falling
BOSS: and so what? carry umbrella and go!

All the guys please close your eyes.
…
So ladies let’s talk.
That sex style where the guy raises your legs up like he’s changing baby diapers. What’s it called???

Don’t allow school dropouts with money
to make you feel ike education is worthless!

Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“All right”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list

I’ll Never Forget That Day I Visited My Ex And I Was Served Rice And Chicken

While I Was Eating, Their Dog Kept On Moving Up And Down, Looking At My Face

I Told The Younger Sister” It Seems Your Dog Likes Visitors” And The Girl Replied” No , It’s Because You’re Using It’s Plate ” 😭😭 how could she do that to me ?

If ever u feel overloaded by your wife issues, go immediately to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) center or place an order for any 1 or more of the following antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Estrange-wife Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression-Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusion Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued by the Ministry of Happiness 😀😀

December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?

If you send her R29 Vodacom airtime and she sends you a please call,
my brother marry that chick she knows how to budget !!!

That Awkward Moment When U Slowly Put Dirty Dish Into Sink
While Ur Aunt Is Washing Dishes.😣🚶

Relationships Are Not For Everyone,
Some Of You Should Just Stick To Alcohol