My Ex will do anything just to make me jealous.
She even hug Trees nowadays

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades
but doesn’t want to study

Baby cries at midnight
Whites; ssshhh stop crying sweat heart.
Black ; the baby in sensing a witch in this
house…

Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on
social media, body odour don’t appear in
social media

A Girl Went To His Father To Introduce Pappu To Get Married With Him

Father With Aggression: “So You Want To Marry My Daughter,What Do You Do For A Living?”

Pappu: “I Just Got Out Of Prison, I Will Search A Job Soon.”

Father: “What The Hell Are You Talking You Were In Prison, How Dare You Come Here For Marraige Proposal With That Bad Record? Why Were You In Prison By The Way?”

Pappu: “I Killed A Person”

Father: “Why You Killed That Man?”

Pappu Smiled: “He Denied To Marry His Daughter.”

Father Scared: “Ohh, Welcome To The Family Son“

Forget about the dog
have u ever been chased by a chicken?
The baby mama one

That Moment when you dream, Driving VW_golf7_vrrrphaa.
Then when you wake Up BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
You pushing your SINGLE bed to the KITCHEN

BREAKING NEWS

A 72 seater bus belonging to zupco and a truck Carrying cargo from South Africa today around 11am just 20km before Bulawayo stopped and drivers greeted each other as they used to work together at Zupco buses.
Drivers don’t forget each other on the road.

Thank you for paying attention.

Yesterday i was in town, saw this beautiful lady waving and i waved back. Well she wasn’t waving at me but to this guy standing next to me. So to avoid the awkwardness i kept my hand up, the taxi stopped. Now I’m in Mozambique starting a new life

Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad

Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam room ??