Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence.
Me: You mean … the period?
Client: I don’t care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it.
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I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be like:👇
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“Hey baby, I’m back”
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” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
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Having 3 girlfriends is so tough,
you gotta tell everything 3 times
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A Girl’s Favorite Line When She’s Angry: “Don’t Touch Me”
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Don’t Date Me ✋ Coz I’m Too Broke ,
All i Have To Offer is “Good Morning Baby♥” Text
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My granny decided to hide the bread from me today😒…
so I also hid her false teeth😏….
I guess no ones eating today
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My English has improved lately
Please beat hands for me
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[Dear Beautiful Ladies]
Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty cause the day u get 2 likes, You’ll feel ugly!!!
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Some Girls Will Give You Their Numbers
Just To Increase The Rate Of Missed Calls.
SO GUYS DON’T FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!
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BYE BYE FIREWORKS
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HELLO HOMEWORKS😋
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Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.
Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.
Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.
“Today’s Lesson Learned“
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Trust in God 🙏
But then remember to lock your car 😄😄
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There were 3 boys : someone, nobody and madman
One day somebody killed nobody and madman called
The police and said I am madman speaking ,somebody killed no body so come here.
HA HA HA!
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Dear Friends, may your life upgrade this year like Alexis Sanchez’s who…
1: Moved from 6th to 2nd place in the Premier League table without playing a match.
2: Jumped from Europa League to last 16 of Champions League without struggle.
3: Qualified for FA Cup 5th round regardless of Nottingham Forest defeat.
Amen!!!
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