– Doctor, there is a patient on line 1 that say he’s invisible.
– Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.
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Side chicks are young girls between the
ages of 16-22.So if you are 23yrs and
upwards dating a married man,my sister
you are a side hen,ostrich,peacock,turcky
and any other grown bird*
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Girls this thing of glowing after a break up is not fair 😭😭
actually is not allowed
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Ringo: You were so drunk last night😂
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Rich: No i wasn’t✋
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Ringo: You called a taxi to take u home😆
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Rich: yes so i will not be involved in a car accident right?😕
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Ringo: 😂😂😂 the party was at your house u idiot
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Someone doesn’t even get angry in relationship
coz he/she doesn’t beg you
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Am I The Only One Who Pours Water At Ants🌊🐜And Watch Them Think It’s A Tsunami?
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I was in the market today when someone cover my eyes from behind
and ask me to guess who he was,
I guess for over 30minutes and decided to remove his hand …..
behold was a mad man come see marathon🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂😂😂😂😂
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Your boyfriend dumps you💔2weeks later you hear: he’s getting married💍👩❤️👩…My sister don’t be mad,Chill up, at least you made it to the semi finals.
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Don’t cheat. Don’t lie. Don’t
steal. Don’t sell drugs. The
Government doesn’t like the competition
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TEACHER: What’s a valley!
Tmx: A valley is a long “depression” in the land, between two higher parts, ma.
TEACHER: Excellent answer tmx. Give me an example!
Tmx: The space between your boobs….😌😌
I am currently serving a one month suspension what was my mistake…
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Nywe Nywe “I’m January He’s February We’re March”
Yeyii Fokof You Are You,He’s Him,And You Are People
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Dating a prostitute is not a problem. The problem is when you want to have sex……and she will be like ‘babie no you cant be having stock everyday……the business is gonna go down
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To have a big tummy doesn’t mean that
you are enjoying life.
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Wat are you doing in February
while you know you’re single.
You should have stayed in January
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I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
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Gent’s I’m sorry but I think it’s time they Knew Now ……
Ladies , Every guy twerks Naked in front of a mirror when he’s alone
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