Have you ever made up a fake story and
your loyal friends say i remember that

My wife went on a holiday leaving me behind. I got horny one day and decided to try the maid who has just arrived from the village. I called the maid to the bedroom where I had taken off my clothes and pointed to my manhood: “do you know what this is?” I said.
Maid: (acting shy) yes
Me : “do you know what is it for?”
Maid: “yes”
Me : show me
The maid immediately knelt down, hold the item with both hands, drew closer and opens her mouth. (At this point I was shivering with anticipation and excitement).
The maid then began : “My name is Mary, I’m 23 years old from Orange farm. I want to send a shout out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Nkosi, my uncle Lesley, my brother Sylvester Nkosi . I would like to tell my boyfriend that I miss him. Can you please play a song ” Work Work Work ” by rihanna. Thank you. She then turn to me and said : “Boss, take your microphone. I’m done”

I fainted

When your heart is healed and you hear him say ′′ hey you!”

“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572

Japanese scientists have created a Camera
with such an immensely fast shutter-speed,
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a
woman with her mouth shut.

I would like to apologize on my offensive jokes especially on people with gaps in their mouth..”I’m thory thumtimes I’m fery sthupid”..!

If Girlfriends Know How Many Girls We Ignore in A Day Just For Them, They Will Be Paying Us Salary😌

You Ask God To Remove All Fake Things In
Your Life And They Take Your Girlfriend

Did u know that superman and supermarket are cousins

When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water

Some people come into your life JUST to send
you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!

Apart from I will never
cheat on you: what
other jokes do you
know