Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”
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That moment when you accept a friend request from an Indian dude😊..
then boom 100 friend requests from the entire Naidoo family
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Women are so difficult to accomodate.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men.
Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they want pretty young girls.
*Even at 60,* they still want pretty young girls!!
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Rainbow came back home & found his wife
crying
Rainbow:What’s wrong dear?
Wife:Your son called me a bitch
Rainbow:Mxm I’m gonna kill that son of a
bitch
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There is nothing in this life that lasts
forever.
.
People change – Friends become enemies
and lovers become strangers.
.
Things go wrong and change – Happiness
becomes sadness and tears, and the sweet
memories become history. Everything
changes…
.
But no matter all that life still goes on… So,
cherish every moment you get in life and
enjoy it to the fullest. Appreciate what you
have before it becomes what you had. Be
happy and use every chance you get
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The day I get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Check out this really funny jokes:
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Rich on second day of marriage💏
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He went to the make-up artist who did his wife’s bridal make-up and gave her a beautifully packed iPhone 8+ box as a gift🎁
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The make-up artist opened the box with great happiness☺ but was suddenly depressed😔 to see a Nokia 3310 phone inside the iPhone 8+ carton
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Rich smiled and said: “same feeling i had when i saw my wife this morning”
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When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad😣
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Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems💪👏
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She Posted : What Can I Do For You today??
.
Her Sister Commented
” Bring Back My Black Panty
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I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.
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m i the only one who has a whole list of things to download, but as soon as I’m connected to WIFI i forget everything..
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I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: “Hi Babe I’m At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return.”
I Sent Another Text: “Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I’m Getting You A New Car”
She Text Back In One Second: “OMG Really?”
I Replied: “No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.“
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witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates
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My brother if you ever meet a beautiful,
loyal & focused girl with goals and a great
smile and you feel like she’s the typa girl to
cuff, don’t waste any time,Please give her
my number
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When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “
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