Her: Hey sugar
Me: hello teabag
She blocked me😱
I thought we were making tea

Any woman cheating on her man this year may u catch fire, break your leg, loose your front teeth…

Any man cheating on his woman…Father forgive us and teach us how to love for we don’t know what we are doing.

Introduce your bae💑 to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup..!

You never actually watched a full movie coz u blinked 🤞🤞😁

When electricity goes off, Only a Black
person will look outside to make sure the
neighbors are also in the dark

A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside.
Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of braaipack has
a chicken.mara ake sure about that BLACK CAT
outside the Peanut butter bottle

the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games

Stop taking pictures in people’s cars and at
people’s gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing
thinking you have made it in life

Some Of Us Have Learned Professionalism At A Tender Age 😥 , Because Even As A 12Year Old I’d Have Beef With My Siblings And Still Cover Up For Them When They Did Some Wrong 😔 .. i Didn’t Let My Feelings Overcloud My Judgement ♥

Somewhere in S.Africa the is an Empty Box of Carvella Shoes, Nike Shoes , Allstar & Adidas on top of Wardrobe as decoration.

What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of Love
& all other are thinking of food? . . . . . . . .
WEDDING

Those Who Don’t Have Kids Please Log-Out
We Wanna Have Parents Meeting