I was dreaming urinating in th the toilet,
as I woke up I found my blankets wet ,
I don’t know who the hell poured water on my bed!!! M so pissed

If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blankets

Have you ever read a comment that made you click the person’s profile to see if they look just as stupid as they sound !?

My bae’s phone always has an aeroplane symbol at the top😘
I think she want to be a pilot

Many Relationships ended because a guy stopped calling..☝😳
‘Seems some women buy phones to be receiving calls only’..

Did u notice that guys who play instruments in church don’t give offering

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALY STRESSFUL
Wife: which teams are watching?
Husband: arsenal vs manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love arsenal..
Husband: thats a good team…
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesnt play for these teams…
Wife: okey sweeet…is that chris brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is chamberlain…
Wife : okey but they look the same…what’s
that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player… After
few minutes rooney scores for manchester
united….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its rooney for
manchester united…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal
who shouldhave scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player
should go out of the pitch for his
misbehaving…
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwill?ing to answer]
aaaaaaano…
Wife: its the same with traffic
lights ;yellow=warning? ,red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling ….
Wife :what about the green card? Husband:
mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of
play….
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing
who looks like mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the arsenal coach
….arsene wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s
coach is manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

My ex thought i wanted to work things out 😒i asked her to come see me & bring weed,😀 while shes on her way 🏃 to me i called the police on her saying she’s selling weed😊. I’m so happy cause she’s in jail for months now

I wonder how people can be this funny…
Imagine two guys fighting and i tried to make things right.
But when i hear the cause of the fight i couldn’t help it… HOW WILL YOU BORROW YOUR FRIENDS CLOTHE AND SLIM FIT IT.

Dear black people. . . .
.
It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

*Girl*_ : _I’m leaving you coz you focus too much on football 😤😤
_*Boy*_ : are you leaving on loan or full transfer ?