She didn’t steal your Man but your man chose her over you..! ☝

When you ask her to send you nudes
then you see her “typing”..

When are the Chinese gonna make fake petrol? 😟
We need it please

Dear Death
English Says”Ladies First” Plz Follow That Rule Too

Those who aren’t familiar with prayer,
after 30 seconds while praying,
they’d be like ” I miss you Lord ”
Ae 😂😂

A wise Chinese old man once said: 📰
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“Shai Choi ting yang teng wong feng deng fung cho fungi ling” 👴🏾
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And I actually agree with him because it’s for our own benefit

Nobody walks faster than someone
who has been given extra change at the shop

In Which Category Are You?
1. SH – Single and happy
2. SF – Single and Flirting
3. SS – Single and Searching
4. TH – Taken and Happy
5. TNS -Taken but Not Satisfied
6. UC – Ultimate cheater
7. FA – Forever alone.

Jack’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well,” his friend says, “you can always have an affair.” “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her.” the troubled man replies. “If you convince her to let you do it, and then it won’t be cheating.” The man agrees to give it a try. The next time his wife seems to be in a very good mood he shares the idea with her that a new partner would add excitement. “Honey,” his wife says, “that won’t help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it.”

Pleance before you plost
Make sure your spillings are correct..

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…

When you’re talking to your father through the phone and
your friends starts saying ” aah aah oh yes bbe” in a girls voice

The way I’m minding my own business
I don’t even know who I’m dating