Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄
Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕
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She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “
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Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.
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Anyone selling a second hand relationship? Even if it has problems, I will fix it.💁♀️😏
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Me: baby i saw you buying a ring in my dream
Husband: yes your father was buying it
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Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice
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Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot….
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MS Dhoni…=D=))
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People say falling in love is the best feelings ….
but I think finding a toilet
when you have running stomach is the best feeling ever.
😓😓😓
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Most of church girls think that they are wife materials
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Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk
Me: I didn’t see you coming
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Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass
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You approach a Girl and she ask you: “Do you have another Girlfriend??”
•°•
My sister you can’t go to a shop to buy clothes while naked..
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Santa Banta Were Fighting After Exam.
Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?”
Santa: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank”
Sir: “So What?”
Santa: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“
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South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn
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They say every man is polygamy in nature.. Makawa!🌚 I wasn’t there when they say it 🙄 when God said let’s there be light and there was light 🔥 was Nigeria there??🤷
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If God wanted your girlfriend to have Brazilian hair
she would have been born in Brazil.
My brothers let’s not confuse our ancestors.
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