The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy….. They will be like….. I will open it for you Continue Reading..

I did 100 push ups today, tomorrow I’m doing 300. The day after, I will continue lying

HER: do u smoke Me: yes Her: how much is cigarette Me: R3 Her: How many cigarettes do u you Continue Reading..

In Which Category Are You? 1. SH – Single and happy 2. SF – Single and Flirting 3. SS – Continue Reading..

A sinking ship.. Captain: we have to cut off Three Passenger for the safety of many. Japanese: Farewell Japan. (simultaneously Continue Reading..

Showers Are Made For Tall People 👨, Short People Should Be Using Taps

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

Her : Unlock Ur Phone Me : So U Want Us To Break Up Just Like That