My room mate just came back with her boyfriend,
they have been staring at me for the past 4 hours,
they think I will go outside to give them privacy.
I cannot support evil…

If you haven’t made peace with the fact that there’s 95% chances you’re going to be a stepdad or stepmom…👌
~•~•~
You’re childish…!

A man walks into a restaurant and wants
to order a chicken,but unfortunately he
can’t remember what *chicken* is called in
*English*. The waiter who wants to take
his order is only English proficient. So the
Zulu man seeing the guy at the table next
to him with a plate with *4 boiled eggs*
on it. He points to the plate of eggs and
says to the English proficient “Arrange me
their mother”

is it a crime to stop taxi and greet all pessangers ,
i did it but i nearly got killed by pessangers and even too much insults,
“we are loosing our culture as africans

While seryoaong eats boknoy and Mary of lomi.
Mary: babe, I have something to say to you.
Boknoy: babe, later. Can you?
Mary: Okay, babe.
– after meals
Boknoy: babe, what are you going to tell me a while ago?
Mary: Ah, your lomi because babe has a cockroach.

Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know she is going to her boyfriend’s place. How did i know?
because it’s written on syrup bottles:”shake well before use”

A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR
BEDROOm THE WIFE IS BUSY
SINGING.
Husband: You know my wife
when
you sing like that I just wish you
were on radio.
Wife: (smiling): wow Love . Am I
that good?
Husband: No, at least on a
radio I
can change the station…..

Forget about the dog
have u ever been chased by a chicken?
The baby mama one

Dear ladies
Please match your makeup with your neck.
You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.

iPhone users.
How many ringtones does the iPhone has?
Why the same ringtone all of you?

I had a couple of jokes about unemployed people,
but none of them really worked

Grade 12 students
Don’t throw Those t-shirts/Trousers away
You might be a security Guard next year

When I die, don’t come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me, because those are the words I want to hear while I’m still alive

Teacher: whoever answers my next question,
can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.