The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE.
Of course your mother, who is your father’s WIFE.
What were you thinking, may GOD deliver you.
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If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.
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Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”. The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”. And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here im going to cut it off.
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Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?
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What is the different between a bird and a fly?
Simple a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
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Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty
cause the day u get 2 likes,
You’ll feel ugly!!!
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Every Girl is Beautiful 🔥♥ ..
Sometimes it Takes The Right Amount Of Alcohol To See it
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The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who don’t know are also in two groups.One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn!But then, there are those who don’t know, and don’t know they don’t know. And they become unit managers!
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I want to open a crèche so
I can beat my exs children
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In Limpopo you have approximately 10 seconds
to eat your ice cream and finish it or else you drink it
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Other pu**Y don’t deserve towel after s*x
they deserve a mop
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There was football match between birds
and domestic animals and Mr bat wanted to
play for the but it was not allowed
because of its numerous teeth.
It went to the domestic animals and it was selected.
I will continue next time.
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Guys please pray for me..
The person I am depending on for Xmas is sending me call me backs
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How People Set The Alarm ⌚
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Others: “7AM”
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Me: “6:30AM, 6:45AM, 6:50AM, 6:55AM, 7AM”
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“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572
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Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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