Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
.
Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything
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I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I can’t find my Timberland boots 😭😭😭😭
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Baby cries at midnight
Whites; ssshhh stop crying sweat heart.
Black ; the baby in sensing a witch in this
house…
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I once cried over a heartbreak💔 but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger😂😂😂😂
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Noko :- our house is very small. Me, my Uncle’s Wife, my
Uncle, we sleep on the same
bed. Every night my Uncle Dons asks, ‘Noko r u
sleeping?’
Then I say No & then he
slaps my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher:- 2nite when ur Uncle asks again, keep dead
quiet & don’t answer.
The folowing morning Noko comes back with a
black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Noko : Uncle asked me again, “Noko äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead
still.
Then my Uncle & my Uncle’s Wife Sophie started moving,
, Sophie was
breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically
& squealing like a
hyena on the bed.
Then my Uncle asked my Aunt Sophie, R u coming? Sophie said, Yes I’m
coming, r u coming too? Uncle Dons answered:- Yes im coming sweety.
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said “plz wait for me, I’m also
coming!” He slaped me again
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Dating A Guy Who Studied At TUT is An Extreme Sport 😰 ,
Because When He is Angry He Will Go On A Strike And Burn 🔥
Your Entire House/Flat
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That Pain 😢😥 , When You Are Dressed And
You Are Ready To Go Out But Your Friends
Won’t Answer Their Phones
When You Are Calling Them
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Never ever allow your boyfriend to put a girl as his Whatsapp, Facebook, Imo, Instagram profile pic and write RIP. It might also mean ‘Relationship In Progress.’ Dont trust these guys….
they have got their own special and cleaver tricks.
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You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says
“Let me focus on my Studies”..!
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Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
…
Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic
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K-KWESTA
F-FEATURING
C-CASSPER
ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD
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A Man Got Two Wishes From God.
He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman.
The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Mother Teresa.
Moral: Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks. Please Read The Offer Document Carefully Before Investing.
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Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron
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If you want drama in your life, date a guy
who doesn’t drink alcohol
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I hate it when people see me at a shop but still ask me what am i doing.
Then i would simply say “well i’m hunting wild animals”
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And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”
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