A Zimbabwean man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Zimba man thought it was too much.

After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.

The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $300,but it would be very very painful.

The Zimbabwean man said “OK Dr, do it without anaesthesia”

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Zimba man sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don’t even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain and feelings !!!

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Zimbabwean patient.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Zimbabwean man first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!

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Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0
💁💁
I’m not saying anything

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If your name is Johanna and
I marry you can we call it marijuana

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*Black parents will compare you with other kids*
_But when you compare them with other parents._
*Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Some girls can lie!
Girls will be there saying “if u leave me I will die, I will kill myself, I will go mad”.
He left u oo but u are not dead… U are still alive waiting for another brokenheart.

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After getting our land back, we are going for Ndebele speaking people.
You can’t speak Sepedi and IsiZulu at the same time.
You have to decide which language you want to speak between two of them…

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Their are only two naked thing that can kill a man
1). *Naked wire*
2). *Naked woman*
😂😂😂😂

*Hope I am not lying*

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I am suffering from Hypothesis,
Cloroplast and cotyledon.
Please pray for me

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Teacher:”Why are you laghing?”
.
Boy1:”I saw a trap of your bra”
.
Teacher:”get out !No class for you
for a week”
another boy starts laughing
.
Teacher:”why are you laughing?”
.
Boy2:”I saw both strap of your
bra”
.
Teacher:”Get out !No class for you
for 1month”
.
[Teacher bends down to pick up a
chalk]
.
and Little TC started
packing his books and walked
out
.
Teacher:”And where do you think
you going?”
.
Little TC:”with what I saw just
now,I think my school days are
over”

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A sinking ship..
Captain: we have to cut off
Three
Passenger for the safety of many.
Japanese: Farewell Japan. (simultaneously falls on
Sea)
Spanish: Viva.. Spain! (also jumped on
Sea)
But of course, it won’t be papatalo
Filipino.
Filipino: (shouted) live the Philippines!
(first push in the neighboring Indian)..

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WOMEN Don’t Want Good MEN ✋😏
WOMEN Want A Good Life 🔥♥
GENTS Understand That 🙏 And Get Your Money in Order

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The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day You Will Know Why Mathematics Always Tells Us To Find The Value Of X !!

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Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!

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Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”

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A wife was in bed with her lover🍆🍑 when she heard her husband’s key in the door.🙄
“Stay where you are,😏” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.✋”
Sure enough,😄 the husband lurched into bed none the wiser😶, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet🤔 sticking out at the end of the bed😶.
He turned to his wife: “Hey,🤨 there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on💁‍♂️?”
“Nonsense,🙄” said the wife, “You’re so drunk😏 you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there😆.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two,✌three👌, four.🖖 Damn, you’re right.🤣

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Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends. he will leave you for a decent girl then use your story for a testimony at church

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