The money I pay in school is called school fees.
The money that I pay in the Church is called Offering and Tithes.
The money I pay in the bank is called Bank charge.
…
Up till now, I still don’t know what to call the money that I give to ladies.

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you, who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming

Beatiful girls will never talk about their inbox drama.They just ignore inboxes and go on with their gorgeous lives.
But the gorillas modimo the whole community facebook will know you inboxed her.

People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.

Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,
“I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

A woman can date you from January to October and marry someone else in the first weekend of November. My brother, fear women😂

TO ALL THOSE WHO SAID THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE WEIGHT THIS YEAR
WHERE ARE YOU😅
HEY!!!DON’T SCROLL DOWN I’M TALKING TO YOU

3 common lies from guys:
I’m sorry,
I love you,
I won’t hurt u.

3 common lies from girls:
I’m fine,
I’m not mad at u,
I don’t love you.

If u enjoying this December,
u really know how to force things

Forget about Coronavirus stress.
Have you ever waved back at someone
who wasn’t waving at you..?

Those who aren’t familiar with prayer,
after 30 seconds while praying,
they’d be like ” I miss you Lord ”
Ae 😂😂